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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I've said it before and I'll say it again, horses are wizards.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 280 views

  2. A long time ago in a galaxy far far away

    By fredsolo,
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    • 287 views

  3. I huff herb when I turb. It's a tough habit to curb!

    By fox the size of a guinea pig,
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  4. Say what you will about Carlos Mencia, but at least he knew how to take a joke.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 451 views

  5. I can't go to morning work, i have morning wood!

    By Cold Bush,
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    • 385 views

  6. Do bricks get excited when they're about to get laid? I imagine they're rock-hard!

    By CamComicCorner,
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    • 595 views

  7. Barley Harleys and surly Shirleys were never ready for Freddy Spaghetti.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 353 views

  8. My uber exuberance is simply uberance. Thank you! Thank you!

    By happyfacefuntime,
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    • 516 views

  9. All I've ever wanted is for the death of Grimace via poisoning to be canonical.

    By fredsolo,
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    • 312 views

  10. Just a reminder, voting for the catchphrase with the smoothest balls is officially closed. The winner will be announced on your moms face.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 271 views

  11. Thank you for always being there... [more in body]

    By marblaven,
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    • 251 views

  12. These targeted ads for single dads will help you beat the heat and, more importantly, your meat

    By marblaven,
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    • 200 views

  13. Step 1: Hire a lawyer, step 2: go to a shrink, step 3: kill the lawyer, marry the shrink, and wash the blood off in the sink

    By marblaven,
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    • 219 views

  14. In the land of the 1-eyed 1-horned flying purple people eater the 2-eyed 2-horned tunneling topaz turtle tamer is tops at the terrarium.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 400 views

  15. “Here’s a little ditty I call Hambone Moan,” declared Scott as he launched into an unquestionably erotic harmonica solo.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 414 views

  16. So much depends on a red wheelbarrow glazed with hot corn puke beside the poop-speckled chickens

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 308 views

  17. This is just to say that I have eaten the corn that was in the icebox which you were probably saving for a butt plug and boy am I glad I got it first

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 260 views

  18. Purchase the diaper. Apply the lubricant. Gain a lot of weight. The man boobs are in.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 292 views

  19. Is it just me, or does it smell like up-hot-dog in here?

    By JacobCorona,
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    • 307 views

  20. It takes tentickles to make an octopus giggle.

    By TromboneLongy,
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    • 270 views

  21. Fall in love, but not in haste cause you'll slip and fall on the baby paste

    By SuperG3663,
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  22. New Catchphase Suggestions

    By SuperG3663,
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  23. Dank plank, bro, but you should have told me you were a pirate before I agreed to go somewhere more private.

    By Dolph Lundgrens Sad Tuesday,
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    • 240 views

  24. Ya know, when you get amnesia and then someone shows you a picture of your friends, you really find out who your friends are.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 291 views

  25. Right on the off button you’ll find the lofty dreams of a soft baby butt, son.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 385 views
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