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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I went to the woods because I wished to poop deliberately, and not, when I die, remember that I had shat my pants at the company picnic.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Tom Bosley. You will never find a more wretched excuse for a That 70s Show guest star.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and HEY WAIT A MINUTE—it’s not that kind of show!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. All the witches and wizards stirring their cauldrons. Except wizards... What do they stir? Up trouble I hope.

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  5. The sum of all knowledge can be summarized as what they teach you at Harvard business school, and what they don't teach you at Harvard business school

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  6. Come by the house and take a shit. Come by the house and take a shit. Come by the house and take a shit.

    By pepsi,
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  7. Can we talk? Like, really talk? It's just, for a long time now, I've wanted to tell you. The grain arugula chicken salad is a LAYERED salad

    By pepsi,
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  8. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang. Thank you for your interest in the show. To continue listening this episode, please sign in or create an account

    By pepsi,
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    • 547 views

  9. slurp. slurp. slurp..... another one slurps the dust

    By pepsi,
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  10. you can pick your friends, you can pick your nose, and by washington state law you can fuck your cousin but you can't marry them

    By pepsi,
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  11. hit me with your best shot to the heart baby one more time

    By pepsi,
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  12. 2 girls 1 cup, 4 girls 1 pint, 8 girls 1 quart

    By RichieMillennium,
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  13. Me Chinese, me play joke, me no talk like this, get woke!

    By Mason Jantzoukas,
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  14. If we have daydreams during the day, what do we have at night?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. This man sat down to write a humorous catchphrase. What happened next was

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. One of these days, Alice, one of these days...WHAM, straight to our couples therapists office to sort our issues out

    By Bronson Magnifico,
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  17. I am a lentokonesuihkuturbiinimoottoriapumekaanikkoaliupseerioppilas, like my father before me

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. I just noticed my name is an anagram for "a deplorable cock." Okay, that's all, thank you.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  19. I joined a Portland metal band and now I’m HardcOregon

    By Electric_ian,
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  20. Geronimo, Fats Domino. The crowd isn’t feelin ya, ¡Vamanos! But in all seriousness, RIP to an amazing musician.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Slice the Parakeet feet for meat, and you’ll be in need of pickled beets to combat the heat.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. Cleveland has the Browns, Cincinnati has the Reds, and St Louis has the blues because they always make the list of the most dangerous cities in the US

    By RichieMillennium,
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  23. She turned slowly, revealing a sly smile, looked deep in his waiting eyes, took a breath & whispered close in his ear: "Farts for days.Farts for days"

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  24. No matter how many smart venus fly traps are born, no respectable optometrist will give them glasses.

    By Schnickpot,
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  25. Even if there are simpler ways to chew on bread, nothing beats the classic method: teeth!

    By Schnickpot,
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