New Catchphrase Suggestions

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1. See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil. But by all means, smell evil. Take a whiff. Inhale. Breathe it all in. Smells like farts, don’t it?

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2. Fool me once, smoke some blunts. Fool me twice, shrimp fried rice.

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3. If life gives you Roe v. W, make Roe v. Wade

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4. This is a catchphrase read by an idiot, referencing corn, signifying nothing.

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5. Look like you fell out of the ugly stalk and hit every cob on the way down.

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6. If you can’t stand the human sacrifice, get out of the corn field.

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7. Time to turn this QWERTY keyboard into a squirty keyboard.

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8. Don’t settle for just any no-name curtain lights, you deserve the best, you deserve Overture Curtain Lights. Now, on with the show!

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9. The member between my legs has become rock hard, so please call me Fred Flinstoner Boner!

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10. The gored boar was bored of his cored cutting board on the store’s floor, so he poured and soared and discovered happiness galore.

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11. One if by land, two if by sea, three if by blimp.

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12. When God closes a door and closes all the windows and chains you to the radiator, he gives you a bucket to shit in

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13. It's a great time to be alive, but not a great time to be a live bee

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14. Every New Beginning Can Kiss Some Other Beginning's Rear End, We're Open 24 Hours A Day

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15. Me Chinese, me play joke, me put anthrax in the salt shaker.

    By Hannibal Nectarbro, January 9, 2018
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16. It’s not that I don’t care if Jimmy cracked corn, it’s that I don’t even know what cracking corn is.

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17. The character Vernon Cobworthy portrayed on this podcast is fictitious. Any resemblance to that sonofabitch that killed my cat is purely coincidental.

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18. Breaking: the changes to Comedy Bang Bang mentioned in “Best of 4” will consist solely of holding Jason down and giving him a respectable haircut.

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19. Laugh, and the world laughs with you. Sly and the Family Stone.

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20. I only wear thermal underwear designed by rappers, which is why I'm sporting Sean John Long Johns.

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21. Long Duck Dong get high on bong, but don't get me wrong; he still bang gong.

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22. So help me, if you ever say "licky boom boom dem" to me again I'll show you who's an informer!

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23. Ask for a rabbit cabin, you demon heathen Loki yogi butt nugget...Or else!

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24. Drizzle the gizzards and endure the blizzards for your shivers are wet like the mud hole.

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25. “Be the change you wish to see”, said the quarter to the wooden nickel

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