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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If it's make or break, how do you break if you didn't first make?

    By ashinyobject,
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  2. Wouldn't it be nice if we were Mulder, then we wouldn't have to wait so long to see some friggin aliens.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,   
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  3. couldn't've Right Said it Fredder myself

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  4. Please start being a ballsy baby daddy and daddy - stop being such a bitter baby.

    By HeavyHotdish,   
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  5. Chunky bubbles ravaged the city of helpless toddlers and their pet necromancer hamsters.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. One’s a person. Two is more. Three’s company. And four is one more than that, mathematically speaking.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. I don’t care what your state motto is, Missouri—I’m not showing you my boobs.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, “Why the long face?” The horse says, “My cat died.”

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Why did the chicken bisect the toroidal polyhedron? To derive the integral sub-matrices of its homeomorphically-equivalent Eilenberg-MacLane space.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. With thee whether thee wither

    By Adventureless_Hero,
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  11. Red Fish, Blew Fish. Pink Fish, Lick Fish.

    By Adventureless_Hero,
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  12. I’m not buying your crocodile tears, but how much for that alligator jizz?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Damn you must have adult ADD's nuts cuz yo breff be straight demonstrating difficulties concentrating.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  14. Holy testosterone batman...there is a lot of skin on that scrotum

    By GreasyLeftovers,
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  15. Good lookin Audi 5000 island dressing for successing with Debra Messing's most excessive blessing.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  16. Would you prefer a John Wilkes Booth or John Wilkes Table? If you just want some cocktails we have room at our John Wilkes Bar. We have half off shots

    By 3scompany4throomate,
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  17. shakira's posterior made blatter splatter

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. Is this a catchphrase?

    By candyrockstar,
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  19. He said, “Start the clock”, and the carp’s head cocked, but blocks rocked the chicken stock while rot filled the adolescent flocks of river docks.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. YMCA. Why Men See Cake. Hi men, skin flake. By and large, holes gape.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. James fractured maize, but my lack of personal investment in his endeavor prevented me from empathizing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. Do you ponder what Hamburglar means by the mumble “robble robble”—is it a grumble of hunger or a harbinger of a stump-sized rump dumper?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  23. So I knew this guy from Nantucket whose penis was so remarkably large in proportion to his torso length that he could fellate himself.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. Brought to you by "Scott's Steak & Glue". We won't look your gift-horse in the mouth.

    By GreasyLeftovers,
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  25. Suddenly Susan said Just Shoot Me, yadda yadda yadda, now I'm The Single Guy. Cheers!

    By Put me in coach,
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