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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Men aren't from mars, nor the rings of Saturn, they're born on The Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon

    By Cabbage Bitch,
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  2. Was your mom raised in a barn? Cause she looks a lot like a goat I used to bang.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Two roads diverged in a yellow cornfield, and I took the left one because I google-earthed the corn maze in advance.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 301 views

  4. Foo Fighter? I barely Nirvan-her!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 299 views

  5. that dead elephant in sheep's clothing's a real died-in-the-wool Republican, to whom it may concern

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. What's up sausage sandwich!

    By Señor Butt,
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  7. Pop the bubbly and play the Buble, the holiday season is upon us!

    By jizzysnizzy,
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  8. We'd like to come and meet you, but we think we'd blow your minds.

    By DaveMcKenna,
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  9. yonder: Fonda, beyond the pond there; you'll find a kinda unminded diner who shy's from Grindr 'ncase her pryin' child'd find her

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. If there's grass on the field and your ass is grass, get out of the mall, Roy Moore, cuz you is crass!

    By trecoolx,
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  11. I got cauliflower ear from years of boxing. You don’t wanna know how I got sauerkraut dick.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. Enough with the Who’s on First routine and somebody just start the darn gangbang already.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. And Mama in her kerchief, & I in my cap, had just settled down for a long night of short films & middle-out compression algorithms. Me & Mama are...

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  14. Get in the car everyone, we are going to Rally’s for fries and Hardee’s for burgers.

    By angryrose,
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  15. Would u rather be an idiot that only talks to sticks, but is happy for 23 hrs/day, or be a brilliant talking stick surrounded only by idiots, but...

    By CaptPukeFish,
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    • 334 views

  16. Hey Sebastian, how about you get consent from de girl first, you little red sex offender!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  17. Wise guy, huh? Well thank you, and please, keep me abreast of any other Nicholas Pileggi books you come across.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  18. I love Paul McCartney and Wings, so the idea of Tony Shalhoub singing Hey Jude really get's me going.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 385 views

  19. Bought the farm, chilled the beans, took a raincheck, and shot the breeze.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Don’t ever try to warm an alien's cold shoulder, or you may just find Scully and no sign of Mulder.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Don't be fooled by his idiotic demeanor, Dr. Demento is a wanted felon posing as a doctor when, in fact, he only has a Master's

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  22. I'm honored to be welcomed into your tribe, but can we talk about the name "Pees On His Knees"?

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. wast thou passage here impeded ponst by the Sheriff of Knuttingham?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 730 views

  24. Young man in this house we show respect to the lunchmeat and honor it's sacrifice.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 384 views

  25. If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck and quacks like a duck then it probably is a duck or my weird dick.

    By Shampoodler,
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