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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Tight five? How about I give you a fight tithe: Take 10% of my earnings and put it on the next boxing match. Now let me get on stage for twelve...

    By pobody'sperfect,
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  2. You wanna take this to the bone zone? It’s this cemetery I use for dates and grave-robbing. Who says men can’t multitask?

    By pobody'sperfect,
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  3. Home of the Bang Bang, can I take your order?

    By Put me in coach,
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  4. Stripes with a little bite. Hashtarg. Nationhood is riding me up the wall. We have to be careful. Not. Riflemen is a think-tank for wimps.

    By slimsalad,
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  5. Flux my hammock away from the only stilts that filter out my stench

    By slimsalad,
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  6. You're so critical of the costuming at the ballet. Why would you pooh-pooh tutus?

    By TulipPoopler,
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  7. When I became a man I put away my childish things, and when I became Aimee Mann I wrote a song called “childish things”but it was about sumthing else.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  8. When I became a man I put away my childish things but when I became a werewolf I destroyed my entire apartment, so now I’m just like “whatever”

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. I’ve never seen his standup routine but I love his tight five.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  10. Say what you will about Captain Kangaroo, but I’m proud that in America a guy with a ping pong ball-filled ceiling can achieve the rank of captain.

    By RichieMillennium,
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  11. My moronic pheasant is rockin' a Moroccan-made fez ain't it pleasant

    By The Omar Epps Pineapple Circus,
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  12. Gentlemen, tamemen, roughmen, softmen - all are men and they use the men’s room unless they are at home, then they just use their own bathroom

    By angryrose,
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  13. Send in the clowns, then send in the police because I want them catch the clowns and put them in jail

    By angryrose,
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  14. When is Hollywood going to remake the movie Multiplicity? I want that please.

    By mwn,   
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  15. I can't be agoraphobic, some of my best friends are open spaces.

    By SideofMcG,
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  16. Mary be Poppins but there ain't no stoppin the Dennis Rodman apocalypse. Put that umbrella away and get in the bunker!

    By danlove,
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  17. Shark Tale ain't no smart tale, we need a rewrite, John Updike!

    By danlove,
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  18. Broccoli Cacophony, A James Bond Opera. Star War Fidlar, Gotta Love Jar-Jar

    By danlove,
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  19. Hello kitty. Goodbye shitty.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Ok, so-- Oh, Queso? If you say so!

    By NotQuiteOnTopic,
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  21. Sorry about your breasts, my dear, but those were some tasty pasties!

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  22. Dan O’Brien

    By MattroJennz,
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  23. The doctor said I have 20/20 vision, but I think he was really just trying to sell me a calendar 2 years in advance, and anyway it seems like a...

    By RichieMillennium,
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  24. The only thing we have to fear is I Have a dream that four score and seven years ago i get up... And nothing ever get's me down!

    By Scam Elliot,
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  25. I've got chills... They're multiplying. I think i should see a doctor about it.

    By Scam Elliot,   
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