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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. you again, sausage

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. Eye infected, lunar dust, rhyme selected, pizza crust? That's a moronic comparison, Dean.

    By DevonElson,
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    • 274 views

  3. Would Dean Martin sing That's Amore before or after hurling pizza in his date's face?

    By DevonElson,
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    • 272 views

  4. I'm not in the streets, and always in the sheets, boy I have crippling depression.

    By DevonElson,
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    • 233 views

  5. Nothing better than sticking my yule log in the fire-crotch.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  6. Always looking out for the next big thing? Well get ready to have your pants blown off. Presenting the brand new Pants Blower Offer 5000!

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  7. If the recent Senate vote in Alabama tells us anything about the current state of politics, it's that people in Alabama can vote.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  8. [french accent] beep beep beep. that's a french microwave telling you your pesto tortellini is ready.

    By pepsi,
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  9. honk shhhhh dooboobupbup bum bum. tequila!

    By pepsi,
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  10. 931 pages of catch phrases justp ick one ffs and save us from this hellscape welcome to comedy bang bang

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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    • 325 views

  11. It's the most wonderful time of the year, second best of the decade, in the top 5 of the century, for sure.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 360 views

  12. There was a time when I would have done anything to make your holidays merry, but now I just wanna eat butter in the tub.

    By jaymanthegreat,
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  13. And here I thought that they were Tingle Bells!

    By jaymanthegreat,
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    • 331 views

  14. Tonight on a very special Hulk I Met Your, Brother!

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Before we take this to the next level you should know my family has the jazz hands gene.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 337 views

  16. olafs a hebrrrr: ooo! one of the frozen people.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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    • 640 views

  17. What I insert into my body is confidentially sexy, and I will tell you if you give me a Tootsie Roll Pop.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Tell me that dood Scott Aukerman isn’t effing hawt and I’m gonna get cheesed off.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. hey olaf, youd be the first taken if they ever get back in power and dont you ever forget it.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. Wow your holiday guests with this secret family drink recipe: 1 part egg nog, 2 parts rum, 8 parts nutmeg. You're welcome.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  21. I'm Scott Aukerman and the only one I sexually harass is my reflection in the mirror. Comedy Yum, Yum.

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 418 views

  22. Hi there. Do you mind if I call you Big Daddy Thunderknuckle? Great. So, Big Daddy Thunderknuckle, I was reviewing your medical tests...

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 496 views

  23. Is there a humongous fungus among us, or am I just high on shrooms?

    By ratingsjedi,
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  24. As a dishonored samurai, I must now commit harakiri. Cubs win! Cubs win! If you were a hot dog and you were starving, would you eat yourself?

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  25. Who watches the Watchmen? The Watchmen watchers. Who watches the Watchmen watchers? The Watchmen watcher watchers. Who watches the Watchmen (CONT)

    By Pure Guava,
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