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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Wow! I guess the Christmas stockings aren't the only things around here that are hung, eh grandpa?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. I eat my victims one leg at a time, just like everyone else

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Technically, all chefs are panhandlers

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. I hope these pay toilets take Shitcoin.

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. Wildfires are just God’s way of saying “I am a psychopathic pyromaniac!”.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. If you Seabiscuit, Saybiscuit.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. A lot of you are wondering...yes I do blast the cast with my pee

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. Let pee who cast the blast get stoned first

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. 'Twas the night before Christmas; When all through the house; Not a creature was stirring; Not even the baker. THESE BROWNIES ARE CLUMPY, JACQUES.

    By ThisGuyBehindMe,
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  10. Ya'll know bitcoin is just brand name gold?

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  11. Girl, are you Gargamel? Because I'm about to smurf my smurfing smurf.

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  12. Chris Pratt could eat no fat (once he was cast in Guardians).

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  13. The only things I know are true are Alex Jones and Steve Bannon, too.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Each night when I return the cab to the garage, I have to clean the gum off the back seat.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. If you remember Sergeant Slaughter and you look like Harry Potter, come teeter totter by the water with the cobblers naughty daughter.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  16. I can moonwalk in my tube socks and I can douggy in my snuggy. I can beat box chewing moonrocks. Kiss me hug me. Lick me tug me.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. You can take the boy outta Liverpool, but you can't take out the pool boy's liver.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, teach Beyoncé to fish and I’m all, “Yass Queen, slay”.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. Behind the candelabra sits the dreaded chuppacabra, in a picture with Chewbacca. Titty poopoo. Titty kaka.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Every kiss begins with, "Klaus, I think he needs CPR!"

    By Cold Bush,
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  21. Now you see, Little Timmy, this is how I remember it: When there's a queue in your gut, that means it's time to poo out your butt.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  22. Spoiler alert, those porgs love to fuck.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. I just met you and this is crazy but please bend over and accept my gravy.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. foe pa always be misspeakin, po ma be always piss leakin, brobro be buggin sisssiss be huggin, everybody loves raymond.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. For years my polio was misdiagnosed as just having a bad attitude

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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