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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Slow to anger, quick to forgive, medium speed for everything else.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  2. From Blackbeard's BMs to Kangaroo's stool, this is Captain's Log, the podcast where we talk to interesting poople.

    By BarnHen,
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  3. Sell me a slipperier sailor suit, Susan, something I can simply slide off soon as I'm sick of sitting on the skiff and suddenly want to swim in the se

    By Schnickpot,
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  4. In the beginning was the Worm, and the Worm was with Bob, and the Worm was Bob.

    By Schnickpot,
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  5. You're the Aames to my Baio in "Zapped!" so slop some maple on a jack that's flapped

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  6. The roast is toast but the rice is nice and the stuffings fluffy and full of lice, but organic cage free lice that led a chill life up to this buffet.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  7. Thanks to Dan Quayle for that wonderful catchphrase submission, and welcome to Comedy Bang Bang: the show where we talk to interesting people.

    By bubbles,
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  8. Ass-King: for a friend

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Twerk burps and purple derp scurp joints flooded the arena for the Wiggles farewell concert with the Teletubbies.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. This just in, Garfield beats Joey Chestnut in Nathan’s Hot Dog Eating contest by 679 hot dogs and 4 buns, which ultimately led to his untimely demise.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. ABCDEFG...if you don't keep going ASAP my OCD is going to go WTF, AKA FUBAR. BTW, let's take that LSD that my BFF made because IMHO YOLO, OK? (cont)

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. And a Partridge Family in a Pear Tree. A-ha! I have finally completed decorating my orchard with DVD box sets.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. If eatin’ ain’t cheatin’, why’re you fuckin’ the turducken?

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  14. Show a little bit LESS respect for yourself

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  15. cbb catchphrases filled my sons head with delusions of grandeur

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Trumbo, Dumbo, and Columbo wear Umbro with Mutombo...Dikembe Mutombo that is, baby!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  17. I got head full of pudding, a belly full of whiskey and a handful of options for where to attend university

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  18. If someone had told me as a kid that I would someday become a world famous podcaster, I would have said...

    By ratingsjedi,
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  19. It’s 7am on Party Rock 96.9 FM, and you're listening to the morning zoo crew with Randy and the Jizzman!

    By ratingsjedi,
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  20. Jack Sprat could eat no fat, his wife could eat no lean. As a result, there was very little 69'ing in their marriage.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  21. What you don’t realize about this catchphrase is that, on paper, every word is horribly misspelled.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  22. Being a plant manager has got to be difficult when the plants can’t respond to your commands, unless you speak plant, like Robert, so...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. When life give you lemons, and you eat a lot of them, of course, you’re liable to turn into a lemon head, which is a darn good candy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Little Leland Lillard loves a lily-livered lizard.

    By popandsicle,
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  25. The one thing I miss about New York is that straight heat street meat making mean streaks on my linen sheets.

    By PamGriersLegs,
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