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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Discussing penis reduction surgery is the only appropriate time to say, "I wish I had a child's penis."

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  2. The Vlasic stork delivered my baby. It's a Dill!

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  3. I was receiving a blow job and shouted, "Full Steam Ahead!" Now I have burns on my penis.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  4. Your eyes are so beautiful and blue, that I can taste the ocean. Oh, my apologies dear, that is just my synesthesia acting up again.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  5. indeed, the question we should be asking is: what, if anything, is actually up in that hot dog?

    By ieatpants,
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  6. Six eight nine, the goose drank too much beer and eventually got a severe liver disease

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  7. A Dick York in the streets but a Dick Sargent in the sheets

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Some say yay for the toupee

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  9. Do you see, we are equal in the dark. It is only our voices that echo the cabbage, now check this dope blacklight and laser.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  10. It will be a cold day in hell before you know it, climate change is a bitch.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  11. If the proof is in the pudding...where do I put my penis?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  12. My grandmother’s deliciously delectable dingleberry dumplings drive me absolutely wild.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Looks like you’re stuck between a rock-hard nipple and a hard face, if you know the catch my drift.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. I love you, Diddy

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. i derobe me probe across the globe and jab it hither; too and fro

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. Now that you've explained your feelings, it makes more sense. I just didn't understand how my lecherous behavior would be "off pudding".

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. A piece of shit: now that's what I call Now That's What I Call Music CD's.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. Whenever someone is talking about a "meet cute", I remember those adorable little cows that are made into veal.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. This Thanksgiving, remember, our children's hands are not actually turkeys and we shouldn't chop their thumbs off and eat those little hands.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  20. Just got through all the declassified Kennedy files. Don't waste your time, it doesn't mention the time Forrest Gump told him he had to pee at all!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  21. Welcome to the law offices of Dewey, Cheatem and MurderOurClients. With our new partner, legal hotshot Troy MurderOurClients.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  22. Are you a man or a louse

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  23. yellow stain, jello vein, mellow pain, gepetto mane, chello, rain - cinematic homelessness be insane

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. gooey semen, k?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Guy Fieri is a true American Hero, according to Shel Silverstein’s new book, “Guy Fieri: A True American Hero.”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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