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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Harvey Dent: The man who knew too little.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Casey's at the plate. The crack of the bat. Fair ball, touch 'em all. Go Mudville!

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot,
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  3. Give me Life, Liberty and the Pursuit of Happyness. Those are my desert island movie choices.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  4. Welcome to CBB radio! Never mind me. Today's about your mustard cup fantasies and nothing but.

    By Tairy Greene,
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  5. This episode of Comedy Bang Bang is brought to you by Micturition Syncope, a new sketch comedy show by Pee and Keel.

    By Mozzarella Fitzgerald,
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  6. Take the string cheese and put it under your pillow for one full week. Then relay that back to me, you sexy son of a bitch.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. “Nipple clamps are of great use in the kitchen,” local chef, Bobby Flay, tells reporters.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Eat the brain. Gain the fame. This delicious sack. Is ready for your flame.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. The corn squid come but once a year, to eat your kids and husk your ears.

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  10. constant content = mediocrity Ă— periodically

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Professional draft dodger makes drastic error, is drafted to play left guard for the Vikings

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  12. In the inevitable "Howard the Duck" remake how many minutes in before a "duck face" photo joke?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  13. Stuffed Doomsday Preppers are delicious, nutritious and bootylicious.

    By JordanMaywood,
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  14. Does "Axe-Wielding" count as one word I can use when describing myself...?

    By JordanMaywood,
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  15. It's all fun and games until your kid goes to an out of state college. Then it's booze and swingers parties

    By JoeJaffa,
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  16. I wish this restaurant had a no-fly list

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Four legs good, two legs bad. Three legs, more info needed

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  18. If it was a snake it woulda bit me. jk. It was a snake and it did bite me, loser.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. 'Ergo me hair blows,' the scarecrow cried werewolf.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  20. No males on sundays! Come back on female free wednesday for all your tasty fried gherkin needs

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. Shuck my cob, you fuck man.

    By DirkSteele,
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  22. “Frogger had a horrible life” the neighbor said. “He was always risking his life to prove his worth to his hamster lover.”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Rest in pieces of Reese’s peanut butter pie because that shit’s delicious.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Foot lick Friday’s are back y’all! For ten minutes get a foot lick dipstick for only a penny.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 392 views

  25. Ownership is 95% of the law, the remaining 5 percent is anti-psychic legislation

    By yodellingwalrus,
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