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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. To his dying day, Dr. Jones held onto his belief that the earth is actually short round

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Beggars can't be Hoosiers. Mr. Hackman has a very strict rule about this, I'm sorry.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. "Never shit in your bed" is what mom had said, so I shit in hers instead.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  4. Rusty door hinges make for squeaky 1st impressions. What the he'll, put it there!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  5. Ned fled Fred for something he'd said about how Ed had fed Fred his cock.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  6. I've said it before and I'll say it again. Horses are wizards!

    By fredsolo,
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  7. Ironically, Craig T. Nelson always flies first class

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  8. Glazed pastry dough demolished the innards of the already infested stomach of the rogue squirrel.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Ketchup and liquor for breakfast. Catch up and lick her on guest lists of Nesquik.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. Iced tea ice cream covered the thickened baby foot.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Never poke a dead gift horse when it's down and out in Beverly Hills, but not because it ain't a heavenly thrill.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  12. “All that is necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men do nothing” …in bed!

    By ratingsjedi,
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  13. You know that movie “Scent of a Woman”? So, what did it turn out to be? Like, Pina colada or something??

    By ratingsjedi,
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  14. You could tell right away, I was ba-ba-ba-ba-bad to the bone. It wasn’t until 3rd grade, however, that I developed my stuttering problem.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  15. No animals were harmed in the making of this podcast. However, several of them did express displeasure with the overall quality of this episode.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  16. last, least, low & lonely: lurking lemurs love is phoney

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Danny LaRusso / trained at a furious pace / and his dreams all came true / when he kicked that guy in the face

    By slowestjogger,
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  18. Everything you do is half-assed when you have a semicolon.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Inspiration is all around us. Bird shit too.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  20. I'll tell you what else I got by switching to Geico. Hepatitis B.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  21. You win some, you lose some, you toothsome.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  22. If you give a cookie to that hairy Wookie, you might get nookie from that sleazy Snookie.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. The Purge: Annihilation Surge: On the Verge of a European Scourge. Words by the Superfluous Dirge. Set design by Curious Jerge.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  24. Look, if you did did it, tell me. My brother needs to know if you fingered his lizard.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Cheese please. I’m nervous and my Tervis mug has slugs.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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