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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Stingy man, he was. Wouldn’t even buy me that 69-inch dildo donkey snorkel set.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. My hypothesis is that today's biggest fake news spreaders are the guys who used to lie about their dick size on AOL instant messenger.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  3. If the Candy Man can, kan the Klu Klux Klan?

    By Helen Ghostface Keller,
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  4. I lost my boomerang

    By Charcoal City,
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  5. Wham bam thank you Tupac hologram.

    By Shampoodler,
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  6. Hooah! Tis' a pot dog!

    By jerikofeng,
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  7. Fighting never solved anything except: a boxing match, karate tournaments, wrestling matches, UFC fights, debate competitions... Fighting solves a lot

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot,
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  8. We'll come on that bridge when we cross it.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  9. I ordered a code red to make my friend Amber alert. Too bad she's defcon 1...

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot,
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  10. Welcome to our order / here's your custom-made habit / all the sisters are excited / to see a nun who's a rabbit

    By slowestjogger,
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  11. complaining on thanksgiving is the same thing as working on labor day

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  12. When The Rock calls you a "Jabroni", he means you're an Italian male who likes My Little Pony.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  13. If you're one saying "there are too many people on this planet", you'll quickly change your tune when global food shortages prevail.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  14. Fifty-five bee hive hair wives are alive, thrive, drive and jive to Summer Sun by Death Cab for Cutie.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Tickets are free for whatever guy sees Verne Troyer make some of his own creamy goodness.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. everyone knows what's in everyone's nose, though we try not to show it

    By A Picture of a Tractor,
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  17. Virginia is for lovers, and Florida is for mindless zombies unfit for civilized society.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. Now that October is over, men can finally stop thinking about women's sweet, sweet breasts for 11 months.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. My ghoul-friend is a real whore, she calls everyone boo.

    By GeneralPattonOswaldCoblepot,
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  20. Sorry again about the incident in the Tesla showroom. In fairness, your salesperson did tell me I could sleep on it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  21. And don't forget about the 8th dwarf, "Anal." He's anal retentive!

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE...and open your cheesecake hole please.

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  23. Push the feelings down and act normal—the horse you broke up with, Mr. Hands, is walking over.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. If you don’t know pain, try losing the love of your life whom you started and immediately stopped dating in elementary school 67 short years ago.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. "I have not seen this many toxic plant emissions since last years Cannes." Said the hotel cleaning lady who stayed abreast of current events.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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