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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. unwinding? choose pete seeger, you'll find in time he's neater than hank williams (a wifebeater).

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  2. I originally thought about naming my dog Barnelope Whiskertits, but the name was already taken. By your mom.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. This is the slow junk what smelt to engrumbling people.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. You’re gonna wanna to take the 610 to the 90, on up the 8 around to the 59, then down the 45 until you hit the water. You’ll have to swim from there

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  5. They wink at wild and warlike guys: those undulating Uigher wives

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. Donald Trump is bad and not like a Michael Jackson bad where it actually means good but like a Michael Jackson bad where it means bad.

    By allenpwilliams,
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  7. No, I don't want no Scrubs. Scrubs is a show that can't get no more repeats.

    By smitty,
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  8. You've reached the voice mailbox of 666, Dicks-Dicks-Dicks, Pee-Pee, Wee-Wee. Please leave a message at the tone.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  9. When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie that's a major astronomical event and should be reported to NASA.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  10. What Would Jesus Do? And other handy questions to absolve yourself of responsibility and just take your cues from your Mexican co-workers.

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. I'm new here. What's the deal with dental? How often do we get paid? Also, why are we chained to this radiator?

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Hello I'm Windy Insides and welcome to the flatulence variety hour.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. You don't need me for a good time, unless a good time to you means an incredibly loose hole and bowls of Cheetos.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Bungalow 5 is where my cousin died, my mother lied, and where I rubbed one out on repeated occasions.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Five L's go West to find someone to smoke them.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. 'the muscle that regulates laughter' now THERE'S a turn of phrase

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  17. Honestly, I don't even know what's real and what's a Simpson's joke that I'm misremembering.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  18. Shoot for the moon, even if you miss, reload and try again.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  19. Get your disbelief a belt, because we are out of suspenders.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  20. I know not age, nor weariness nor defeat, that is why I, a grown man, is going to trick-or-treat.

    By BlaneBlaneIntoYourMouth,
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  21. Want your witch hunt to pay off? Start your search at the broom store.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. The best way to start your weekend is to relive the week you just hated.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and you've created a crazed recluse.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. The horse whisperer whispered sweet whispers into the whiskers of the rat he so dearly loved.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. On the road again. Fell out of my car because of my vertigo mixed with narcolepsy... road again.

    By JordanMaywood,
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