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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. "TURN DOWN THE VOLUME!!!" she screamed, as blood dripped from their ears. Indeed, it was sound advice!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Listen here you laser guzzling xenomorph, if I want to make a spaceship out of hickory that's my prerogative!

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  3. it's time to stop making weapons of mass destruction and focus our energies on methods of trash reduction.

    By the ostrich,
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  4. The G. in Warren G. Harding stands for Gamaliel. How fucked up is that?

    By FlynnGermain,
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  5. if your peanut's not uncut, get out of my butt smut

    By FlynnGermain,
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  6. It's raining, it's pouring, the old man is Hermann Göring. It's Nazi Hunter Nursery Rhyme time!

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. Don't have a cow eat my shorts, man!

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  8. My dumb dog is scared of the vacuum cleaner, come to think of it, so am I. I don't know why we painted those spooky ghosts on there.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  9. Look at this caricature I drew of the voice of Bugs Bunny, what's his name... I'm drawing a blanc.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  10. I've got a nice sauvignon blanc for you if you’re willing to work the night shaft down at the local scrotal wine and more

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  11. Bitch better not touch my human teeth mosaic

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  12. I just flew in from milking a whole herd of bulls, and boy are my arms tired.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  13. Get off that internet so I can use the phone!

    By CarlSjuniorJr,
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  14. If life throws you a bone, pitch a tent. If it feels uncomfortable, adjust to the left

    By GreasyLeftovers,
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  15. Salt and pepper shakers are the worst invention since salad tongs

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. Smooth move ex-LAX employee who has started his own removalist company and helped me move a couch from my parents place

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  17. Why do I have to keep hearing about all these defectors from North Korea? Let them shit in peace!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  18. A man is nothing without his family...unless he has obscene wealth and several mistresses.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  19. i see them buy freedom fries while keen Shem cries, my wee hen-bride

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. My catchphrases can't be shit because I write about what I know and I don't know shit

    By Pogo_the_hobo,
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  21. Give me liberty, and deliver me the liver please.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. I can smell your bellybutton. You ate Spaghettios earlier, didn’t you?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Assuming I live that long, I can go from 0 to 60 in 60 years.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. What’s the haps with your craps

    By Shampoodler,
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  25. Angel in the street. Angel in the sheets. Hi my name is Angel. I'm in the Ku Klux Klan and I'm outside your house right now.

    By SideofMcG,
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