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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Your mom had thin skin cuz she's fat so it's all stretched out now

    By a_butt,
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    • 435 views

  2. They're called Taint-icles and everyone on my planet has them

    By a_butt,
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    • 403 views

  3. His dry wit was second only to his dry goods. Man that guy had a lot of merchandise.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 415 views

  4. A decade of raves and all I have to show for it is this glitter lung...

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 330 views

  5. My middle name is Danger. Last name Field, first name Rodney. Nice to meet you. I'm a comedian, you may have heard of me? I don't get no respect?

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 382 views

  6. i wish it had come to a screeching halt

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  7. The beer soaked floor was the perfect venue for the fingerling potatoes to duke it out with the drunken custodian.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 275 views

  8. While there’s definitely a need for toilet paper in certain instances, I feel our fingernails can scrape crevices where toilet paper fails.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 282 views

  9. Welcome to New York, the heart of Route 66!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 273 views

  10. Kiss me quick, but screw me slow. I've got chapped lips and nowhere to go.

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 360 views

  11. Open sesame, closed sesayou, but if we don't work this out these calzones will go stale

    By Parrot Top,
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    • 399 views

  12. I'm pierced septum to rectum

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 457 views

  13. There's no eye in suppository. They're supposed to go up your anus.

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 265 views

  14. Some say he died of a broken heart, but I say it was the hypertrophic cardiomyopathy.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  15. Abra Cadaver is real. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abra_Cadaver_(novel)

    By 2 Be or Not 2-Berculosis,
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    • 352 views

  16. When life gives you goiters, make goiterade!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. For any harassment concerns, please contact Spinal, the General Manager of Long John Silver.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 243 views

  18. I moved along the dog’s hind leg, searching for that sweet spot that would make him love me forever.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 342 views

  19. Drain the sores, for four more are sure to pour gory floor whores onto my grandmother’s sexy lap.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 282 views

  20. Innovative new iPhone proves it’s worth buying with additional Flesh Light attachment.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 271 views

  21. Every FaceTime butt dial is some butt time in your face.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. Plants don't think rain on a wedding day is ironic, unless you think survival is ironic.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 361 views

  23. Anytime a member of the Thundercats is offscreen they're licking their own genitals.

    By Shampoodler,
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  24. I came here to kick ass and chew bubblegum and I'm all out of bubblegum so could you lend me some bubblegum? I like to chew bubblegum while I kick ass

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 425 views

  25. I heard it through the grapevine for I am Dionysus, the God of wine, and grapevines are like telephones to me, ya dig?

    By Pure Guava,
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