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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. “Give me livered brie, or give me death,” Shakespeare once said when his grilled cheese arrived late to the party.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 336 views

  2. Gimme the beat boys and free my soul. I wanna get lost in your cock’s grey rolls.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 415 views

  3. Thursday morning is here. Now where the heck is Paul Scheer?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 341 views

  4. It’s only awkward when it won’t actually fit inside because it’s too small.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 326 views

  5. Home is where your heart is, but then again I live inside someone’s chest

    By ThirdBorracho,
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  6. “Thanks for nothing”, I said to the shopkeeper at the nothing store

    By ThirdBorracho,
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  7. Optimus Rhymes was gunned down today in what police are calling a terrible Broadway musical.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. convert centrally controlled currency to calories? you culpable in all crimes, compadre.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. The cheese stands alone against the insidious red menace.

    By TulipPoopler,
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  10. untrue blue: you filthy cheating bitch.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  11. Sorry we can't help with your turtle monsters, but we'll take a look at that sink for ya. We're Frank and Dan, The Acceptable Mario Brothers.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  12. Destitute Bosstones wander the streets. Oh, how the mighty mighty have fallen.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  13. I got kicked off the elliptical for too much high-pitched talk about my Hot Pockets, I won't make that gym gaffe again.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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    • 314 views

  14. Snitches get stitches, but Sneetches get steeches

    By Lux,
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  15. That extra 40 points of volume on your tv that you never have any reason to use, I mean, what's up with that?

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  16. Has anyone ever told you that you look like my neighbor Frank?

    By ratingsjedi,
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  17. If I take probiotics and antibiotics at the same time, does that make me bi?

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 271 views

  18. There's a special place in hell reserved for people who are bad.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  19. In the land of the blind, the blind guy with royal blood is king.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  20. And that, my herpes-riddled pal, is a non sequitur.

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  21. Lose yourself on a Balinese castration vacation... you'll go nuts!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  22. I’ll see you later, Ralph Nader, ya cheese grater hater.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Half of Quidditch is finding the snitch. The other half is giving that son of a bitch stitches.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  24. Ladies and Gentlemen, Boys and Girls, Cats and Dogs, Rabbits and Squirrells, Lions, Tigers, and Bears, and also Kevin, Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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  25. man, its a hot one. i could really use a cold one

    By a_butt,
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    • 419 views
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