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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. ...And some folks say you can still hear him grunting some nights when the moon is full. Well, that's the legend of Ol' Stinkhammer.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Through the hum of the crt i kissed my true loves hair. Just got back from the cinema: 'Jurassic Park' - quite good, to be fair.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  3. I envy the mallard / the swan and the goose / allowed to keep swimming / while they drop a deuce

    By slowestjogger,
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  4. Full disclosure this bull enclosure's a nose closer to hull implosure.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  5. I'm just a guy, standing in front of a girl with a dragon tattoo, asking her to please chill out with all the knives.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  6. Rooftop parties are always a good idea, my dad said. Until his rooftop caved in during a rooftop celebration party and everyone died.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. I gave Nick the nickname, Nick, well before knowing his name was actually Nick. Silly me!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Tickle tickle!!! Can’t wait to see what comes out of you.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Another long line of dong vines on your mom's Wine and Pawn signs.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  10. No more pitter patter of little feet, as they're ground up into a ghastly treat.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. Drop. Push. Yes. Done.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Victoria keeps secrets. Eddie is related so Bauer. Seven is less than eleven. And snakes have teeth, which most people don't know.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Put the milk in the fridge and come get some of the freshest. Right in here baby.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Special report just in: Local children found eating gummied foreskin in the backseat of their parents' van.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Don't you dare yap again, unless you want to be sent to the moldy blueberry vatican.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Looks like The Greatest Generation isn't so "great" when it comes to opening jars, huh Grandma?

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Four in the pink four in the stink, I call it The Shocktopus.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. 'With twisted squeezes Mr. Freezes sister teases feces from a blistered Jesus', entreated Cletus.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Mitch McConell's rich friend Donald itches & fondles bitchy young models bewitching their morals b4 switching 2 Bond girls who sit on his laurels

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  20. I scream. You cream. Me cream. We're creaming.

    By Infant Spinach,
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  21. You say 21 Jump Street. I say, How High?

    By Infant Spinach,
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  22. Fudge not lest ye be fudged. For the fudgement ye fudge? ehh...... Ye shall surely be fudged.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. Finally broke down and got one of those "mental breakdowns" everyone's been raving about.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  24. You can lead a horse to water but I can't. Im not allowed near em. Not since the quote unquote "drowning a bunch of horses incident"

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  25. I guess you could say I'm a bit of a "chocoholic". I don't know what that means, who you are, or how you got in my house, but I guess you could say it

    By CaptPukeFish,
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