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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don’t throw your baby out with the bathwater unless, of course, your baby is a serial murderer.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Sticky icky stuck to my nuts my balls are getting high y’all.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Bite the bullet. Break your teeth. Wash your hands. Repeat repeat repeat.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Left side. Strong side. It’s up to you to find the best way inside me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Mild diarrhea has come to see ya!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Batter up! Baby batter that is, right up yo momma to create a mini me. We'll be literal bros, bro!

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Be the change you'd like to see in your pocket.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Take off your pants and parka. Parka all over my chest and face.

    By Frenchfries,
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  9. If you see something suspicious, say something suspicious. No one look in the old well behind the barn...

    By Pugfugly Ate He Fore,
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  10. The super trooper used a pooper scooper on a grouper while watching Looper bloopers with Bradley Cooper.

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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  11. (Oooos and ahhhhs) And the crowd goes wild. Literally eating each other’s faces.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. You can pick your friends and you can pick your battles, but you can't pickle your friend's battletoads.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  13. 1, 2, 3 o'clock, 4 o'clock, rock. 5, 6, 7 o'clock, 8 o'clock, paper. 9, 10, 11 o'clock, 12 o'clock, scissors. We're gonna ro-sham-bo real slow tonight

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  14. Hey Gandhi, Mahatmuch?

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  15. You won’t believe what Daniel Radcliffe did to Rupert Grint to get the role of Harry Potter.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Karma police, arrest this girl. Her Stifler hairdo is making me feel nostalgic for the American Pie film series.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Well my name is Yoda's ghost and I'm here to say that I watch Luke poop at least twice a day.

    By Shampoodler,
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  18. Diggin' Ditches & Fuckin' Bitches: Welcome to the new Animal Rescue & Crematorium.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  19. Lightning never strikes the same place twice. Except in Lightning Town. In Lightning Town, there are no rules.

    By Frenchfries,
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  20. "And that's the rest of the story," Paul Harvey did exclaim each time he came.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  21. Yes, and. Yes, and. Yes, and. Yes, and, Yes, and. Oh dear God he's stuck in an improv hole again, someone get the fire hose.

    By Pure Guava,
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  22. If you lay down with dogs, you get up with some fleas & perhaps a hybrid man-dog,depending if the dog in question is in heat & technology...

    By Pure Guava,
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  23. Randy high-tailed it outta there when he realized horses CAN get pregnant.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  24. Jeremy spoke in class today. Because his book report was due. Nothing unusual about this at all, not sure why I even brought it up.

    By Pure Guava,
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  25. I am the Lizard King, I can do anything due to this government being an absolute monarchy which grants me supreme authority with no restrictions

    By Pure Guava,
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