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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You want to know why I left my previous job? Hmmm, I guess you don't read the newspaper

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. Murder, She Barked

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. I'm a picker, I'm a grinner, I'm a lover, I'm a sinner. I'm also the reigning Yahtzee champ at the Boise Senior Center but it didn't fit into the song

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. The midnight hour is when I do best thinking in the shower, thanks to all that flower power.

    By Jkohler,
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  5. The first rule of Fight Club is to always agree! Then try adding to the coversation using the "Yes and" technique.

    By Frenchfries,
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  6. 30 years later at a small retirement home in Malibu, the old podcaster could still be heard yelling "lock the gates" to the amusement of no one.

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. Will and Grace is back by popular demand somehow.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. I have no words for a human who doesn’t enjoy a nice friendship building doo doo session.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Check Facebook for all my family’s personal information displayed publicly!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. Don’t drown babies unless they murdered someone.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Brown recluse. I’m referring to my stained asshole of course.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Petite treats at formal meet-n-greets make abnormal heat in my tweet tweet.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. With a large enough table, a carpenter can go from table to farm.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. People often say to me "Hey Scott, great penis!".

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. What are we to make when there is nothing but fecal cake?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. I bit my umbilical cord to free myself from God’s imposed shackles to my mother.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. The weather outside is frightful. The weather inside is fine. I wanted to use your bathroom, but instead of toilet paper, you’ve got twine.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. It slips. It dips. It rots. It plops. What am I describing?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Leather daddies mean leather fatties, and you know what I mean by fatty.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. I tried to hump an animated movie twice. Not just once. I never hump inanimate objects twice. Thems the rules.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  21. Flickin' your bean? More like fiddlin' your meme, if ya catch what I mean.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  22. Surrender the pretender if he's real on being slender. You must at once! Don't dally about, sirs!

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  23. Look, there's all sorts of different kinds of light bulbs. I don't have time to explain that bullshit to you, pal.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  24. You ever been grabbed by the asshat? You wanna?

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  25. I know a man named Bilby who suffered a horrendous toe injury playing semi-pro kick the can as a young man. He has great fun with his grandkids now.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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