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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Will the owner of 200 white guys with beards and glasses please report to the information desk.

    By Shampoodler,
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  2. Well my name is Rappin' Gandalf and I'm here to say better turn around broseph you shall not pass this way.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. New York, New York, it's a helluva town! I've bleached my anus, but it's still kind of brown.

    By Shampoodler,
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  4. A chiseled chin and a greased up watermelon made for quite the ride into the sunset.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. I never expected our sexual escapades to end as a result of an argument over the legitimacy of Clifford the Big Red Dog.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Don’t sweat the small stuff, my mother would say. Don’t let your overgrown anus distract you from the beauty of life God provides us.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. It’s the little things that make life worth it. Like toe jam and half-digested peanuts.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Kiefer Sutherland’s mother smothered her lover undercover, but her other brother was uncovered.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. The test results are in and you failed. You did not get your grandmother pregnant.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. Variable merry Sperry-wearing men married scary and hairy Gary and Larry.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Far from Gondor lay the falcon, naked and afraid and being filmed for a new TV show.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Piss me off and you better watch yourself piss on yourself.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Perfection is a hole with no exit.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. Young Pope? Young Sheldon? What's next, Young Frankenstein?!

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  15. How do you get to Carnegie Hall? Practice, practice, head north on 10th Ave and take a right on W 57th. You can't miss it!

    By revengeofthesonofghostdad,
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  16. Its righty tighty, lefty loosey, then tighty whiteys on my Christmas goosey.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. It stands to reason. It sits to reason. It runs to reason. My God, now it's just a torso and it's crawling at me to reason!

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  18. Yes, I put a lampshade on that guy from jersey shore, but im not trying to make light of the situation.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a podcast is a good guy with a podcast

    By SmackTrout,
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  20. The shrimp was cleaned and formally inserted into the cherried crevice.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Flaked peppercorns and original Philadelphia cream cheese smothered the iguana’s exposed eyelids under the tuscan sun.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. The virgin boy kicked and screamed as he was forcefully fed ice cream jean queens.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. Read all about it! A tiny house for a loud-mouthed mouse in Laos caught fire after a verbal altercation with neighbors.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Sleepytime tea is perfect for those nights when it’s time to sleep but you’re not feeling so sleepy and...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. The investigation into the dark chocolate grundle bars has commenced.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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