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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. You put your dick in once. You put your dick in twice. You move it all around and then you go and make some mango sticky rice. It’s delicious!

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  2. The skies turned red, not long after the deaf boy was born. His name was Harvey Keittel and his mission, if he chose to accept it, was...

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  3. Get creative. This is no time to be wasting away in your bedside table because you’re too sweaty to face the music. What would Corey Feldman do?

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  4. Incoming message: Neil Armstrong did it. He did it!

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  5. Jiggle the handle and the guard will instantly shoot you in the face. Rattle the handle and the guard will let you into the family barbeque.

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  6. Flip flop no feet. Handicapped but still skeet.

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  7. Jennifer Anniston and Macaulay Caulkin recently seen at a Russian bath house together in Paris for April Fools Day, tonight at 11.

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  8. Turn the levels up to 11. It’s time to get funky. Now, to the left. Scrape my back hair y’all.

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  9. H.H. Holmes most notably broke his own ribs in order to suck his own penis. This was later mimicked by Marilyn Manson, the inventor of...

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  10. You were an old grape living next to a farmhouse? What, were you a raisin in a barn?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Sometimes you feel like a nut, sometimes you just pay them to listen.

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  12. 'Twas beauty that killed the beast. Wait, did I say beauty? I meant Diabetes. Diabetes killed the beast...

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  13. Don't think of this as a podcast. Think of this as a radio show with less advertiser support.​

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  14. The halfway point between the cities Boston and Chicago is Silver Creek, NY. The halfway point between the bands Boston and Chicago...

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  15. Advertise with us here at Earwolf and we’ll send you free Honey Comb butt shavings for a lifetime. While supplies last.

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  16. My knuckles are cracked. My teeth are brushed. My taint is polished. I’m ready for graduation!

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  17. Knick Knack Paddy Sack, give your dog a boner.

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  18. Just record yourself for one full day. I think you’ll be alarmed to hear how many times you mention yanking it to animals that have...

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  19. My student loans really make me happy.

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  20. I used to be a catcher in the rye, but my coach made me choose a different position, leading me to finish out the season as a pitcher in the sourdough

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  21. “How’s married life”, she asked. I replied, “Our undies are in the same dryer and our parents are now having constant orgies. Married life is...

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  22. I don’t think I love you anymore. Your yogurt consumption is off the charts, which causes your fecal matter to reach new heights of disgusting. But...

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  23. Slivers of orange rained down from the Tropicana blimp that flew overhead. More than 75 million people died that day.

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  24. Our company has a contact center that forcibly inserts contacts that aren’t the right prescription into your eyes with a syringe. It’s amazing!

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  25. Hey gorgeous, here's 50 cents. Call your mother and tell her you've found a payphone. Man those things are rare!

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