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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Never get between a man and his lunch, his beer or his intestines.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. Come now lady, let us make the beast with two backs. Yes! Siamese Rabbits!

    By SideofMcG,
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    • 380 views

  3. I'm a gas-powered witch in a renewable energy world.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. My battery's dying so I gotta make this quick. The Feds are on the way. Shred my dance recital notebook. SHRED IT!

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. Bellamy's melodies are felonious miscellanies!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  6. i've been your tutor for how long now Tricia, have I ever shown up to class dressed as Roy Orbison and not expected back-door business?

    By KrangkaDelic,
    • 1 reply
    • 414 views

  7. Lights! Cameras! Craft Table! A Golf Cart Drives By! GATGATGAT Yo'dead playa!

    By AstronomicalCat,
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  8. Hey hey we're the monkeys, people say we monkey around, other people say we're a close cousin of homo sapiens, those people are going to hell.

    By Shampoodler,
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    • 654 views

  9. They call me the space cowboy, "they" being the mentally challenged children that live next door.

    By KevinMurphy,
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    • 759 views

  10. I still don't understand the Mad Men finale or what he was even doing at that hot dog eating contest.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 3 replies
    • 1014 views

  11. I like my women like I like my coffee, raised by illiterate peasants.

    By Shampoodler,
    • 2 replies
    • 870 views

  12. I can't find my sunglasses

    By teedle,
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    • 417 views

  13. Froth my milk please, ma’am. I want my milk reallllllllllll frothy, got it?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 251 views

  14. Brakes are for dumb dumbs. The cat ate the crumb crumbs. The police officer poured himself a tall glass. It consisted of cum cum.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 246 views

  15. By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. I need to ice my knees after last night, nah feel?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. If at first you don't succeed, then please aim better when you've peed

    By Pulitzer Polesitter,
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  19. Milk, milk, lemonade... Around the corner is what your mother and I do for special occasions.

    By Pulitzer Polesitter,
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  20. The dirt mound was home to quite an interesting creature. It's name was Nick Nolte.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 347 views

  21. Hang in there, tiger cub. Tony will be back to teach you all there is to know about Frosted Flakes once he’s finished his press tour in Dakar.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 333 views

  22. I just got sentenced to 15 years of hard fucking by the witch down the street. This poor penis of mine gon’ be chaffing like never before.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 313 views

  23. The smoke never cleared. The trees never grew back. The bombs continued to drop in the form of flatulence never before seen in America.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Do you think Michael Jordan is ever super pissed about having two first names? Because if I was him, I’d be super pissed.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 289 views

  25. Leave the curry in the bowl, Tim Curry. This is no time to be betraying your God given name.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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