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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Flick the bean and trick the mean green flying machine. I beg this of you or the whole presidency is a sham.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. My inner leg and right butt cheek are wet. How about you?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 280 views

  3. Everything in life is free if you don’t pay for it. I honestly never realized that until now. SO CRAZY!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 262 views

  4. I, Colfax McLiverneck, Catchphrase Superstar, hereby retire from the catchphrase business. It’s too hard to eat corn while typing. So long, weirdos!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 408 views

  5. The night is dark and full of non-sequiturs

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 372 views

  6. If nice guys finish last what's up with all my premature ejaculating?

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. Put the milk down, babygirl. There is no reason to have the pickles marinating in your brother.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 276 views

  8. I can’t find my mother. Her name is Carmen Sandiego.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 277 views

  9. Do not for one second think that I’ll tell you if you have a large piece of food in your teeth. It’s more embarrassing for me than you.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 254 views

  10. Everyone tells me I’m cool. Lol. JOKE’S ON THEM!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 259 views

  11. Where is your stove? I really need to warm up my man milk.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 276 views

  12. La Croix is a woman’s only vice. Well, that and those delectable Babybel cheese snacks, RIGHT?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 255 views

  13. While tenderly licking the kitten’s tail, a tiny pink finger emerged from in between the puppy’s legs.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 260 views

  14. Watch out for turning vehicles. If you don’t, the car will fucking hit you and kill you and you’ll die and be dead forever you dummy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. I found it. I found the key. It was in the bathroom next to the sink. I found it. I found the key. It was in the bathroom in a pile of feces.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 253 views

  16. Hold on one fucking second. Are you talking U2 to me you boobless rude dude?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ. Some combination of these will form to create the world's funniest catchphrase.

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 304 views

  18. i will sit right down: waiting for the gift of sound revision

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. When you saw only one set of footprints it was because even Jesus thinks you're loser and wouldn't be caught dead walking anywhere near you

    By Pure Guava,
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  20. Gor-Gor, God of Destruction, says floss your teeth after ingesting the charred flesh of your vanquished enemies

    By Pure Guava,
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    • 291 views

  21. Oompa loompa Stick it up your joomper... I wonder what you will find today?

    By Bigsmak,
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  22. To be a gangsta rapper, you need a gangsta name. "Pitbull" was already taken, so he went by "Labradoodle" instead. Labradoodles be precious as hell.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 310 views

  23. I cant blame all my problems on 9/11 but that wont stop me trying

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  24. Your honor, People of the jury, please direct your attention to exhibit A. The murder "victim" referring to Family Matters as "Urkel". I rest my case.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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  25. Why is the character called Big Bird? Shouldn't he be called... Actually, you know what, Big Bird suits him pretty well.

    By Pat Chaddams,
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