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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Robert Pattinson once ate this while on the set of Twilight: Eclipse. You do not want to miss Perez Hiltonā€™s inside scoop.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. I was ticklish once. And then I shit myself at the tender age of 31

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Mick Jaggerā€™s jagged and haggard black slacks ravaged the crappy snack bagā€™s wack butt juices for days on end.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Four new contestants try to craft blades from piles of mayonnaise. Welcome back! Iā€™m your host, Brock Carpeltin.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. ā€œPut ā€˜em up, put ā€˜em up,ā€ said the robber to the family hastily putting up Christmas lights. ā€œAnd then take them down immediately and give them to me,

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. I saw Sisters With Voices with my sisters without voices, but without my sisters with voices.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  7. Lettuce, squash, nuts. These are the ingredients of a Tighty Whitey salad.

    By Shampoodler,
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  8. The night they scheduled the basketball finals at the same time she was a judge at the talent show was a pivotal moment for Paula Abdul Jabbar.

    By J-Roc,
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  9. Bob Marley robs harleys while Pete Tosh beats off

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. The secret of the afterlife is contained within...(CONT):

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Never trust a taqueria employee, they spill the beans every day.

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. Can someone direct the schizophrenic to a different forum, please?

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. Alex P. Keaton ain't cheatin' but Marty McFly is an adulterous guy

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. The rule of threes, a carefully crafted pun, a clever portmanteau, this is the riddle of steel.

    By Shampoodler,
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  15. Judge Reinhold was in Beverly Hills Cop, and vice versa

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Sorry Lois, I have to duck out for a moment. I, uh, shit my pants again. [To himself:] I better make this authentic so Lois doesn't catch on

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  17. Pepperoni grease and peppered bologna geese fly out of the John Cleeseā€™s neiceā€™s carcass with glee.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. You can say that again. Amirite?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. My father was a ruthless man. There wasnā€™t one time that he wiped sufficiently. Not. One. Time.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. The hard drive should have never been inserted into my grandmother. Sheā€™s been backed up for ages. Weā€™ll be going in there ourselves, sir.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. Pump up the jams babydoll. This sausage ainā€™t gonna dance by itself.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. Who would've known that an invisible rabbit could do so much damage?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  23. Forget the "like" button; you'll need to use the Bristol Stool Scale to rate catchphrase suggestions from now on

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. The snozzberries taste like shitberries.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. Weā€™ve eliminated the threat, Mr. President. You can rest easy knowing those hamsters from the Kia Soul commercials are behind bars.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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