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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Hipsters, flipsters and tripsters, lend a lobe and dig the gig I'm putting down. Man, I miss the Beat Generation...

    By J-Roc,
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  2. Suggestion

    By DreamingStarkly,
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  3. Jimmy cracked corn and, in a surprising twist, my windshield when I plowed into him

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  4. The "The The" concert was so "so-so"... (a poem)

    By ratingsjedi,
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  5. Are you a mop? Cause you have to tell me if you're a mop.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  6. What would *I* do for a Klondike Bar? None of your god damn business, you perv.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  7. Two wrongs don’t make a right, but three lefts do.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  8. There is no way Amelia Earhart wasn't married to Winston Churchill. It's undeniably delicious.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Fool me. Love me. Put no one above me. In fact, it wouldn't be possible because I live in the ceiling.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. Toenails are the absolute perfect addition to any arugula salad. Simple sprinkle some shaved nails right on the top as a beautiful garnish.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Go to the App Store. Download the sex app. It's awful.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Pickled taint sausage yogurt for breakfast? You lucky son of a gun.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. I'm looking forward to Septy-doggy, but fear in four weeks, we're going to have to put the old girl down...

    By Demarcoa,
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  14. The power the power. It's five after five. Why not simply say it's 5:05? Don't make it into a math problem, jerk.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Look, it would really help me out if you could give me your pinky toe. I'll make it up to you.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Oh gimme a break. Kit Kat please.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. If I could just harness the power of the filthy toad, I'd for sure be able to give my favorite celebrity my wart collection.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. As the lights flickered, several men disrobed and began rubbing peanut butter on one another in the covered cupboard as utter lovers should.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Welcome to the show where we confront interesting people with uninteresting catchphrases.

    By kraftyDevil,
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  20. I don't care how you climb it - it's STILL a long way to the top even if you DON'T wanna rock 'n' roll!

    By kraftyDevil,
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  21. Monkey see and monkey do, this I learned when I lived at the zoo.

    By Pubic Zirconia,
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  22. I like my eggs hard boiled and my detectives scrambled

    By ArchdukeJFranz,
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  23. We-all-cum to Comedy Bang Bang. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang.

    By SpankeyMcDougal,
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  24. the breaches in Screech's peaches teach us creatures that we've reached peak breeches.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  25. Just rip the bandaid off your penis already!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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