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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. By your logic, Penicillin is an expression of merriment or amusement.

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  2. And now you know why my nickname is "Spaghetti and Meatballs"

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Swellin' up over here while looking at that bear cub. Oops.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Hike up your skirt a little more. Blow pops grow in threes. Automobiles drive the back roads, but my grandmother didn't even know! Oh please.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Out on the sea. The implication is there. What implication, you ask? The trimming of my dog's pubic hair.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Barnacle covered and sunburn lovers drop trow in the pouring rain. Live the life and stock the yard, the fish will make sex a dream.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Albano vs Ferrigno vs Bega: Whoever wins, they're all Lou's.

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  9. In lieu of a lol word salad is my goal.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Baby's first gun, Daddy's first bullet-wound, and Momma's first night out on the town

    By Parrot Top,
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  11. Iron Man and Iron Fist like to compare their iron shits.

    By Shampoodler,
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  12. On the one hand, I have five fingers, but on the other hand is a tattoo of Garry Shandling

    By Parrot Top,
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  13. Where to put my lips, when the summer time hits? Perhaps the tip of this dog's bulbus glandis?

    By Parrot Top,
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  14. Tears are the words that the heart can't say, and farts are the stomach's one-liners

    By Parrot Top,
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  15. I'm rapping Scott and I'm here to say, I'm dyslexic and a registered sex offender

    By Parrot Top,
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  16. Kiss yesterday goodbye, cuddle up to today, and slip out in the night for a fumble with tomorrow

    By Parrot Top,
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  17. Fancying a fingering, the bishop started mingling but the deacon caught him half-way up a habit

    By Parrot Top,
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  18. Well here’s a little story bout a grass named Corn / Poor stemmy plant always got his cobbies shorn / But then one day he miraculously gained the powe

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. Unlike Pinocchio, I would love some strings to tie me down.. But its not that type of show!

    By Bigsmak,
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  20. Graze for days on Grizzled Ol' Rizzo's risotto toe fungus, fun Gus!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. As most of you know, today is the anniversary of what is possibly the worst tragedy to ever befall our nation. Rest in peace, John Ritter

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  22. 'The Air Up There' is one good flick. Crazy to think it's the prequel to Goodwill Hunting.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. On the sidewalk. On the walls. It's everywhere. It's on the balls. I never thought I'd see the day. Oh poop, oh poop, please leave me, nay.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. Finger me timbers. Not unless I ask, so, finger me timbers?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. By MondoMudbutt,
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