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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Aussie clementines for the lad on the butternut lizard. My brain's gone loose for the winter.

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  2. Thistles form isosceles triangles capable of trade wind navels and pat grade cables on double deluxe fender strats.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Where did it lie? Be it on gravel or stone, I'll find the hole and push in with all my might. Bend at the knee before assembling the snacks, we don't

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  4. Be gone foul beast. Fly not to the East. My fingers went in. And then became your feast.

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  5. Hair fell. Milk dripped. The man's nipples were far from soggy, but the ghost appeared.

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  6. They were different times. I wish they were back. I fell in love with my sister. And that's a fact.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Marble Barbies are largely lethargic but hardly carve barley star Harley's exclusively.

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  8. Varicose veins pulse with the elderly man's every thrust.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Bathe in brussels. Engage my muscles. I've seen you once before. Drop down and give me 20.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. Creeper sleeps on creaky peaks on Earth as it is in heaven. I shall not want, I shall not taunt the boy with green eyes and grey teeth.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Chicken feet, my dear boy, that is what will earn you a conversation with the Lord Almighty, Maker of Kevins and Smurfs.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Trickling water said the way to my father was through my dead grandmother's pigeonholed crawfish den.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Six pence someone's glitter might not cause a fright or shiver.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. With liberty and justice and the musty crust of sexually transmitted butt rust.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. So let me get this straight, your dad had sex with your mom? Weird.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. He described my grandfather as flappy, soggy, and mildewed. He was an amazing doctor.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. What would you do for a Klondike bar, you ask? I’d pleasure the polar bear. I’d extract the milk.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. What if I had a Slurpee right now? That’s a good question to ponder.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Bloody t-shirt. Check. Dripping diaper. Check. Scrotum Clamps. Check. “Yes, honey. I’m ready for our weekend getaway.”

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. I wanna sex you up. I wanna sex you down. I want that little lizard inside my hole of brown.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. The little girl picked up the poop and put it back into her puppy as an early birthday gift.

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  22. Describe me in three words and at least one of those will be gaping, that’s for sure.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. “Open wide,” she said. I’m cumming at full speed and I don’t want anyone to get hurt.

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  24. Rub through the cobwebs on the body of the frail elderly man and a genie will appear.

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  25. Triple-decker cheez-wiz stacks topped with Mike Pence high-end weed nut sacks were a hit at the party.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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