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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If the glove does not fit, you must go to the store and exchange it. I included a gift receipt.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  2. Do flat-Earthers think the other planets are flat? This is not a catchphrase submission, I'm sincerely asking a question here.

    By Pure Guava,
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  3. Though catchphrase rhyme is underrated, those that don’t shan’t be berated; The search for corn must supercede, for that yellow goodness is all I need

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I thought Pixels was a movie about Japanese porno, but it was even better!

    By Shampoodler,
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  5. I acquiesce to impress thanks to my state of total undress.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  6. Welcome to Comedy Bam Bam I Scott Caveman

    By Cappy,
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  7. 'Cause I'm a model, you know what i mean, and I am a smallscale representation of a catwalk.

    By Frenchfries,
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  8. on mine id like to spend a tiny bit more time as but for you? ahh cry not if it dont rhyme - just type whatever shit comes to mind!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  9. Jimmy smashed corn, no wait. Jimmy humped corn. Nope. Jimmy jacked. Goddamn it. Jimmy smoked corn. AHHRRGH. Fuck it. I don’t care.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Who would win a fight between Chickenman and Heynong Man? Without a MacFarlane/Glass/Mantzoukas collabo, we may never know.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. Billie Jean is not my lover, but I hear she can perform wonders with a gallon of warm corn syrup, a boa constrictor, and thirty feet of paracord.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. when in Jamaica i shake my cloaca for Ashley Shaeffer but when in Aruba I just play the tuba to cougars in scubas with Grand Puba & Cuba Gooding Jnr.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. realizing their dreams with incest the redemptorist in the red dress redirects dregs in a tempest

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. If you and I are both made in God's own image, then God must be one handsome son of a bitch, amirite?

    By ratingsjedi,
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  15. I'm not a globalist cuck. You're a globalist cuck!

    By ratingsjedi,
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  16. The world will not end with a bang. It will end with an Adam Sandler movie.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  17. One thing we know for sure - perhaps the only thing we know for sure - is that Smurfette loves to fuuuuuuck.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  18. but his clinging wife doesnt understand he wants to be a lazy fat wanker.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. In the bottom of my belly is a bowl of sloppy jelly, because I couldn't find a spoon with which to eat

    By Parrot Top,
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  20. lunar eclipse be all like: 'this catchphrase'

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  21. Sex sells, butt sweat smells but words will never hurt mediocre carpetbaggers like your uncle ethanol.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  22. If you can't handle me at my liverwurst, then you sure as hell don't deserve me at my chicken breast.

    By jonny_bravissimo,
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  23. Fortune favors the bold, but Mike doesn't, so don't give him any memos with bold in them or he'll freak out.

    By mkoyama,
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  24. Yes, I'm part of the 1%, if by 1% you mean the 99% of people who like 1% milk. I'm also a billionaire milk magnate.

    By mkoyama,
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  25. Idea for a novel: ass-hungry bitches

    By mkoyama,
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