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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Yea, though I walk through the valley of cornmeal, I shall fear no weevils.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Unknown to the ululating umpires of Ulaanbaatar, Umberto’s unemployed uncle unfurled the undertaker’s umbrella and upchucked an undigested ukulele.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Jimmy cracked corn. Corn cracked back. Back cracked Jason. Jason cracked Bourne. Alaska. Mindwarp. Vernon. Gumdrop. Nickel. Activate.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. I see you're sporting a goatee or, as I like to call it, the coward's moustache

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  5. If you thought Bruce Lee was something, wait 'til you meet Loose Brie

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  6. Let's just say she's an oceanfront conch dealer and leave it at that

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. If good and evil are just labels, just depending on what side, then why not just be devoid, and let things slide?

    By DrewTurkenkopf,
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  8. I nicknamed this elevator "Darth Elevator" because it claimed to be my father

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  9. If you see something, say something. If you smell something, don't say anything or people will think you dealt it

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  10. I have nothing to declare except the stuffing from this chair, this muffin and eclair, and this lucious derriere.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  11. Sure the hooker was a praying mantis and would devour his head upon completion, but.... damn it if she wasn't fiiiiiinnnneeee.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. revision and editing are the globalist's peers, sheeple

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. how to devalue your own work's worth & by close premeditated association the work of others in 7 successive attempts or less!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Home is where the heart is...Beating louder and louder beneath the floorboards...Can't you hear it?

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  15. Bill Bellamy's Tel Aviv Celery Revelry Instilled jealousy in Elle and me

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  16. "US vexed by Russia & the Nazis!" the headlines read, & all at once I knew my time machine had finally worked! And 1945 isn't gonna know what hit it.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  17. See you later alligator but before you go, let me just say that you are the best drug dealer I've ever had. I don't care that you are a talking frog.

    By fredsolo,
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  18. Pepperlonely'n'Cheese if you please Luigi's neice, Beatrice

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. Fuck my dog once, shame on you. Fuck my dog twice? Shame on you again-- Stop fucking my dog!!

    By PaulGiamattisBeard,
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  20. If you piss on my shoes and tell me it's raining at least give me a seven day forecast. Are you gonna take a dump on my loafers before the weekend?

    By SideofMcG,
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  21. Make a man eat shit and you humiliate him for a day. Teach a man to eat shit and you feed him for a lifetime.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  22. Uterus da real MVP on Mother's Day.

    By Shampoodler,
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  23. I wish we would call Dictators by their proper name: Richard Potatos

    By Cheese and Rice Superstar,
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  24. people who vape should be called "vapists"

    By mkoyama,
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  25. after pleading their suppers of medium rare puppers gleaming haired Muppets start feeding bears uppers

    By KrangkaDelic,
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