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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. A guy walks into a suspender store and says to the clerk, "Good sir, could you put together an assorted box of your best horizontal half belts?...

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  2. Sorry for the misunderstanding. I'm the EXERCISEist. I get your overweight demons into tip-top shape.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  3. I've heard of cliffhangers, but suspenders? Now those pop!

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  4. Those legs go all the way up and these suspenders go all the way out

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  5. I picked up Osmosis Jones by Osmosis and Oz-mostly disappointed

    By BonjaminJehnson,   
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  6. Now that the replacement for “What’s Up, Hot Dog” has been found (Ep. 503, 24:02), I hereby adjourn this forum. gavel gavel gavel

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. To the giraffe that stomped on my award winning giant lettuce head, get ready because I'm coming for you and your family

    By fredsolo,
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  8. With Samhain just around the corner, don't wait to get all your Illuminati sacrifice party favors ordered! Make this year's party a killer!

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  9. booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. Welcome to Comedy Bang Bang, the show where we talk to defenestrating screech owls.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  11. What's the difference between a can of corn and a boner? I don't have a can of corn right now

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  12. The indisputability of the the fact that the throes of Augie-Doggie are demonstrably, thoroughly, and exhaustively in the past is not up for debate

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  13. A Thracian space-man's palatial crepe van's a great thing to paint, fam

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. If you think I'm just gonna stand here on my knees and take this laying down, buddy, you've got the wroooonng talking snake.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. I feel ashamed to rip a joke straight from my favourite movie "Point Break", but here i go: Keanu Reeves' head

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  16. You make a better door than a window, but maybe it's my fault for hiring a door maker to make my windows.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Dreams are just our brains telling all of us suggestions for murder targets

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  18. Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me ice cream- ice cream and rice.

    By MaxG'sHouse,
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  19. An old man dying alone in a one bedroom apartment.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Long time masturbator, first time penetrator

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  21. 'The Gazpacho Gestapo' was MY Seinfeld spec sentence, asshole

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. The young eat the old, said Billy Bip Bop as he whittled his log

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  23. I don't think you heard me the first time: NO FLIPS. NO FLOPS.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  24. What I wouldn't DO to get my hand on Bond villain Oddjob's resume

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  25. Look, I got a vein, I got blood, I'm just like you, so hand over your wallet

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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