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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Check out the pert milk bladders on that beefmaster... love to get my hands on those things and fill up my steely jugs.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Two wrongs don't make a right, but two Wrights can make an airplane

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  3. As I was going to St. Ives, I met a cat with seven eyes. I named him Chuck.

    By Dead_Armadillos,
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  4. Steve Guttenberg invented the printing press wid dat sweet Three Men and a Baby money!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. If it bleeds, it leads. If it bursts, it's first. If it goes down to the woods today it's in for a big surprise.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Virginia is for lovers as Danny is for Glovers.

    By Shampoodler,
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  7. What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it? That’s a meaningless question in this context!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Never look a gift ass in the hole.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. If I had known then what I know now, I would have calmly traveled forward in time at the usual speed and included the word “corn” in this catchphrase.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. "Ahhhhh," said the pirate from Boston

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  11. Growing up my nickname was Fatty Lump because of all the benign tumors I had. Joke's on them though cause they're alllllll malignant!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. Bald men in factories practicing actuary get actually fat from their stats and their math you see but the pack with the knack for spectacular atrophy?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  13. Hours, days, minutes, years..... When's the next record from Tears for Fears?

    By Bigsmak,   
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  14. Smells like teen spirit, but tastes like elderly flop sweat.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  15. To accidentally guzzle your own pee is both an unspeakable low and an inexplicable achievement. Today, everything is made new to me.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  16. Cop Killer, Jackson Thriller, smokin' on dubs with ghostface killah

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  17. I don't need to warn you every time I fart in the lemonade

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  18. It's just like that old catchphrase "a catchphrase saved is a catchphrase earned if you teach a man to fish for catchphrases and how to save'em!"

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  19. One potato, two potato, three tomato? I don't THINK SO.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  20. You got hands, I got hands, we ALL got hands! So don't be stingy when a friend asks you to lend one, ya silly dingus!

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  21. Stand behind me, my ball sack throws dick shaped throwing knives.

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  22. Willem Da-fuck?

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  23. If R. Kelly can have a freaking cult, then why can't I have friends?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  24. If you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my friends. I'M A CUCK!!

    By Vwhiteboywasted,
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  25. Some people say I'm out of touch. I like to think of my self as a double amputee.

    By Vwhiteboywasted,
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