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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. If you stare long enough into the can of corn, the can of corn stares back at you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Dear Mr. Auckerman, we’re thrilled to inform you that your application for the graduate program at The University of Stinky Poopbutt has been accepted

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. Let us not forget the brave men and women who gave their lives so that we could totally crack ourselves up with surreal scatological comedy here today

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Stick and stones may break my bones, but what if my bones ARE sticks and stones? This is not that story.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  5. If you see the police, Malcolm Jamal-Warn-A-Brotha!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  6. Bugs? Head? Time? What concept isn't made at least slightly worse with the word "bed" in front of it.

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  7. I know you're not Ghana stop making Africa puns, but Kenya at least stop calling me Chad?

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  8. Bing Crosby? More like...Google Crosby

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  9. All bets are off! And, if my psychiatric evaluation of Ms Midler is any indication,all Bettes are off!

    By Horse For A Brother,
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  10. Sure, everyone has a soft spot for Hodor, but believe me, you can get pretty tired of your lover always shouting their own name as they climax.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  11. These nips aren't on tap unless you pay me first

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  12. I'm a man, you're a woman, let's move our bed closer to the oven

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  13. Once a beatles, twice a beatle-- not so fast Pete Best

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  14. I don't give a shit until I eat at least my weight in spam

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  15. Honey! Did you cook my penis instead of a turkey again?

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  16. The north remembers what the south forgets, the killer knows what you did last summer

    By TroyHeeschTheVoiceActor,
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  17. Let's be nicer to one another you stupid morons.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  18. That heaven sent centaur's seven bent mentors' Devon hen's meant for unlevened-bread vendors

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  19. When the chips are down.... you stop throwing the motherfucking Pringles in the air

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  20. The world is a stage 4 lung cancer

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  21. I've heard of T-Pain but Dick Pain.

    By fredsolo,
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  22. Boomerang! Gnaremoob! (That's boomerang backwards)

    By fredsolo,
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  23. Those legs go all the way up, and so do these eyebrows. And I'm as surprised about that as you are.

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  24. Geoffrey the Giraffe... What ever happened to that guy??

    By Vwhiteboywasted,
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  25. Hey, my eyes are back here! Thanks, botched discount plastic surgery!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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