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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Though he breathed easy at low tide, as soon as high tide washed in, so did the bloated corpse of the prostitute. Oh brother! Spring Break on Myrtle B

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. Hey good lookin... why don't you and I bump uglies and make my syphilis into syphil-US?

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  3. I can see Clare-Lee now the Restraining Order's gone.

    By SideofMcG,
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  4. Shangalangadingdong, drop my pants and wash my schlong. Catchphrases don't come cleaner than this foreskin.

    By SideofMcG,
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  5. I'm not saying your mother is fat. I'm too polite to throw that sort of tawdry insult at an overweight lady. But she is ugly.

    By SideofMcG,
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  6. Charlie don't surf. He also don't clean up after parties or flush the toilet. Charlie is a terrible roommate.

    By SideofMcG,
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  7. You had me at Hello. And also over the hood of your car. And in that alley. You've had me everywhere. I'm very easy.

    By SideofMcG,
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  8. Home Brew, Dome Queue, Gnome Drew and Rome Flew. That's what little girls are made of.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. Injured at work? Want to claim compensation? Toughen up cry-baby - you're a UFC fighter.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Gramps always said / "When ya can't join 'em - beat 'em" / but is it really worthwhile / to start my own arboretum?

    By slowestjogger,
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  11. You, and me and Friendly's. Also this homeless guy, he wants ice cream too.

    By Frenchfries,
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  12. Skynet might actually do a better job running this whole mess.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  13. There’s a condor over yonder I need to launder before it ponders why it doesn’t wander away.

    By Pure Guava,
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  14. Cannibals are the only people who can truly claim they eat a breakfast of champions. They say that winners taste better but I’m not going to verify.

    By Pure Guava,
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  15. The reason you see so many fat dyslexics is because they order a dozen bakers.

    By Pure Guava,
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  16. When I signed up for the Adult Slip N' Slide party, this is not what I had in mind.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  17. Your blood test results just came back and it turns out you're exactly my type. What are you doing tonight?

    By Mister Malaka,
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  18. Scott was pleasantly surprised to discover the black market extended director's cut was, as rumored, chock full o' hobbit dicks.

    By Shampoodler,
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  19. Move bitch git out the way! I don't care if he told you to sit and stay!

    By Vwhiteboywasted,
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  20. Would you like fries with that??

    By Vwhiteboywasted,
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  21. The "Land of Milk and Honey" sounds a lot better than the "Land of Goats and Bees"

    By Sad Cardboard Cutouts,   
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  22. The gutters in this city are filled with people like us. - Mostly street sweepers and gutter repairmen, but still.

    By Bernard_Shakey,
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  23. I was making a beeline for the exit when I remembered I was allergic to bees. Good thing I had my epipen.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  24. You ain’t nuthin’ but an anthropomorphized perpetually lachrymose canid

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. I'm rubber and you're glue but if you keep stabbing me I'll surely perish

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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