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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I didn’t mean to upset you. I was convinced father told you our new family would be incestuous.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. It felt so wrong. She wasn’t so nice. She substituted maggots. For the buttered rice.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Hey I’m Marty McFly. Come on down to Burger King and try our new Fecal French Fry Fungus sauce, perfect for any delicious Subway footlong!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Tunnel inside and funnel the goods. I found my dead cat, hanging in the woods. Dinnertime!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. If you're at the zoo / go visit the tigers / When it comes to old movies / check out Rod Steiger's.

    By slowestjogger,
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  6. Nobody cares about "South Pacific" the musical. Let's hear about the “North Pacific” instead.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  7. Achilles' former podiatrist "The Greek Heel-er" found guilty of reckless negligence and malpractice.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  8. Previously on Game Of Thrones, Euron let loose loads of salty sea men.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. If Keith needs relief, the options are beef, queef, or reef, Chief.

    By Local Cabal,   
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  10. My ingrown toenails are out of control. My wife left me. My family disowned me. My dog passed away. But at least I still have my ingrown toenails.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Vin Diesel just called me. He said we could finally be together. And that he would continue to use Nitrous when having sex with me.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. I wished upon a star and got nothing. I stole a pacifier from a baby’s crib, so you tell me who the lucky one really is.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. I don’t want to brag, but if you’re looking for a good time, I am most certainly not the one to look to.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. I’ll take one Tylenol, three Ibuprofen, five Excedrin, seven Oxycodones, nine Spiderman gummies and a string cheese, if possible?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. I found Kyle’s stylized file pile of bile all riled up and beguiled while miles of the Nile tiled Lyle Lovett’s child.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Fool me once. Shame on you. Fool me twice. Can’t happen because I’m butthurt and I’ve already given up.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. I love music, so I just bought a mini Bluetooth. I’m replacing my back molar with it.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. Take my scalp. Take my skin. I really don’t care. Just give me a Dairy Queen Blizzard and turn it upside down or it’s free.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. I want to make a delicious cream pie for you to try five times while I derive 9 flies by eyeing fine wine bylines.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Suppositories are the original hole foods.

    By Shampoodler,
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  21. sentences are our friends, no? remember all they've done for us? why turn your

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. more frightening than lightening, more gun-grrr than thunder, more epic fail than septic hail uhh its Comedy Bang! Bang! The Podcast.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  23. If the Candyman can cancan, can a handyman han han? Who shot first?

    By Bigsmak,
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  24. Carrot Top wears a halter top in an ice cream shoppe

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  25. I did not have sexual relations with that gerbil. Not more than one time, I promise. Or I think.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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