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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Two for the price of four is back on at your local Christian bookstore. Come one, come all! Jesus has no patience.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. “How many dingleberries are needed in the recipe,” the elderly woman politely asked.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. Unbutton the buttons of the puffin and shut in the gluttonous blue-tailed lizard before he takes over the world.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Obama supposedly incites tricycle wars that ravage children’s playgrounds and local parents are unsure whether their children will ever be safe...

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  5. Yoga notes and Whole foods totes. Welcome to the simulation.

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  6. The denim chicken ended up working for Lee Dungarees long before Jerome Bettis made a deal with the salmon filet who took my brother’s virginity.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. The #1 selling eye cream in the world has been named the #1 selling eye cream in the world in the competition to find...

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  8. Contact the landlord about the rat infestation and he may just take you out to meet The General. And for the best car insurance rates online...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. My protein intake has no equivalent. Gains on gains on gains. So the question is, do you even know how to swim, you sexy piece of shit?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. free car please

    By allenpwilliams,
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  11. My entire day is free to deal with being out of clean laundry! So naturally I'll declare my mission accomplished upon ordering fresh underwear online.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  12. You know what they say, if at first you don't succeed you're probably writing catchphrases everyday, all the time

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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  13. Suck it up, suck it down, wiggle your butt and turn around. My Wife!

    By Bigsmak,
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  14. You think you got problems? The guys are coming over for a Star Wars marathon, and I'm all out of breast milk

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  15. Poop, fart, dick. Did I win?

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  16. Take that watermelon and shove it up your butt, you snarky little squirrel. This ain’t no place for you and you don’t want to part of this.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Here at the Icee factory, we want you to tell us what you think of the new Rotten Lobster Smegma Slushee.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. It most certainly was not me who slipped into your bed and playfully fed you mayonnaise butter cheese on Christmas Eve. Wait, I take that back. It was

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Save $5 when you purchase life insurance through 7-11, now through Memorial Day Weekend at Five Guys Burgers and Fries.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. The dog will inevitably hump you if you’ve ever touched your penis. Just the thought of it gets him harder than a brick wall.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. You have a new bill from Bank of America, Scott. Please call customer service at your earliest convenience.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. I’m feeling extraordinarily confident about our familial goal of building a skyscraper made of Nacho Cheese Doritos and KY Jelly Ladyfingers.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. An elderly man farted on me while riding the train. I subsequently came.

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  24. No no, I’m good. I extract my own fish oil from my girlfriend on a nightly basis.

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  25. Where is the highlighter? Where did it go? Is it in a place, that nobody knows? Is it over here? Is it over there? Is it lodged in the ferrets dreaded

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