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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Don't cry over spilt milk, there's also seven dead bodies in the dairy aisle you seem to be ignoring.

    By Pure Guava,
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  2. My VHS rental of Mr. Ballsvedere is thirty years overdue and I don't care.

    By Shampoodler,
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  3. Knock knock knocking on heaven's door is just a fancy way of saying you be rubbing up on some clouds, pervert

    By Pure Guava,
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  4. Blood is thicker than water, especially when you make a blood milkshake, I speak from first-hand experience.

    By Pure Guava,
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  5. You can't spell fences without feces. Just a friendly reminder to get your dog or children to stop shitting in my yard.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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  6. A house divided against itself cannot stand but it sure makes for an interesting episode of reality TV

    By Pure Guava,
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  7. Enoch, Ezekiel, Jedediah and Winifred all agree: Old-timey names are a thing of the past

    By Pure Guava,
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  8. RIP Auggie Doggie

    By Pure Guava,
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  9. It's 1 for the money, 2 for the show, 300 penises! YAY!

    By hurtyhurt,
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  10. Hey man, without a condom, you and I are never making out with each other's hair bags, ok?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Their lips quivered with rage as the mice ate the entire Whole Foods Cheese Bar.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. They didn't run, and they didn't hide. So they died.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Vanilla frosting and gorilla moss queen. We'll hear from them both after the break.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  14. "Hip hip hooray" they cried, knowing darn well they'd never have another creamed weenie.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. I iced the hip of an elderly man as he removed his dentures in preparation for what was to come next. Wink wink.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Dig the holes as Shia would. If he could. If he so should. Dig them as Shia would.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. A baby in the sheets but a queef in the streets makes a difficult sorbet sundae.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. The first to leak is the first to speak, I always say.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. I spoke to a spider in my room the other morning. We're friends now.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. How did this raccoon get in my pants, and may I have another?

    By societyofaukermen,
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  21. working on my night brunch!

    By wafflefries,
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  22. Long time listener, first time flosser

    By Thelonious Hunk,
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  23. It happened to me: I was nailed to a cross by Roman Centurions

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  24. You'll never believe what this family found in the wall when they renovated their kitchen

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. One minute you're in the desert, worshipping a 5000-foot-tall sand frog, and the next minute you're in outer space, hurtling towards a black hole

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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