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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. By MondoMudbutt,
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  2. Please take me back, Cher, I know I would take you there...and if you don't know "there", my driver will assist you.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  3. I like to order steak and cheese without the steak or the bun or the peppers or the gasoline can.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Type, erase, and type and erase and realize you're a terrible writer and give up forever. It's what Jesus would do.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. I was working as a unreliable narrator in a cocktail bar. That much is probably true

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  6. Sticks and stones may break my bones but ice cream cones dessert me.

    By Cappy,
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  7. All this time I thought it was Stephen King Sit.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  8. It's weird how those two guys never interrupt each other's shit dumps.

    By Shampoodler,
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  9. Pornographic PachaMama pours scorn on top of what you wanna do, it's true: you too a goner - and all because of PachaMama

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  10. IT puts the lotion on IT's skin after IT removes the makeup.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  11. Hand sanitizer won't ass the check that your mouth's been cashin'.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  12. Every Paul, Dick and Harry have been cleared. We're now looking at every Tom, Rick and Jerry.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  13. I'm not sure we're speaking the same language, but your dog is carrying my puppies.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,   
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  14. Can we get a president in office that isn't afraid to nuke the hurricanes?

    By spookyUser,
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  15. Heydongban....I hab a cold

    By GiantRobotSexMonster,
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  16. Goblins were never here. Simply ask Harry Potter and Papa Smurf will surely penetrate.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  17. Trust in the world only comes with trust in ourselves. Trust is hard as a rock and it is trust that binds our trust.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  18. An itchy scalp makes for a bitchy trout: Animal Planet is ready for the case.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Clip your nails this time. I really hated chunks of my penis being removed as a result of your carelessness.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Healthy buns and melty sons seduced the Target employee to extreme completion.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. there was a Nantucket from man who mistook the way that things ran: when thence in a muddle he'd jump in a puddle and suck on his thumb like twas spam

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  22. Here's looking at you, Kid Rock. Oops. I mean future SENATOR Kid Rock!

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  23. 'The cleverest remedy for tenuous memory is strenuous revelry,' said Emily to Beverly

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  24. Seven ways to spice up your grandparents' marriage

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  25. I'm a little teapot, so fuck my spout

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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