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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I don't wear apple watches but I do eat apple apples. Stay woke.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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    • 308 views

  2. LIFE WTR gives me the creeps.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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    • 305 views

  3. Fondler of the roof? Nah, that's just ol' Ted Cruz tweeting from his ivory tower. ..aka his dick.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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    • 299 views

  4. Comments are disabled for my Youtube videos because I don't want people to shit all over them the way I shit all over this forum

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 490 views

  5. Horses Love To Eat Vanilla Because They Are Sinners But They Will Be Punished Soon Enough is my favorite Vanilla Ice song

    By fredsolo,
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    • 275 views

  6. All we can do is hope and pray until this hurricane passes

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 270 views

  7. its like a fucking prison of shit words in shit places

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  8. The mob broke in and killed my entire family execution-style. I still can't figure out how they fit that electric chair through our front door

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 303 views

  9. No matter what you build, ghosts will come and play baseball

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 512 views

  10. Heavens to Betsy! Come in Betsy! Do you read me?!

    By BonjaminJehnson,
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    • 727 views

  11. I've decided that I won't confess my murders until I'm on my death bed. I've also decided that I won't choose my victims until I'm on my death bed.

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 321 views

  12. I'm just going to go out on a limb and say it... Can you grab a ladder and help me down from this limb?

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 305 views

  13. How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if you paid him a living wage? And maybe throw in a decent dental plan while you're at it...

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 331 views

  14. To the victors go the spoils. To the losers go the mohels. Pants down, snip snip!

    By ratingsjedi,
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    • 330 views

  15. Dr. Pepper is a woman

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 714 views

  16. Papa died doing what he loved, getting hit by cars

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 365 views

  17. When you hear Reggie's song ready the reset with a Heynong and grab the bong it's Comedy Bing Bong!

    By Leon The Larger,
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  18. Striped shirts like Waldo. Piped squirts like Balto. Typical pet party.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. If we're gonna do this, tell me one thing. Seriously. Like, really, just tell me one, single thing...

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 264 views

  20. Oh, you have a popcorn ceiling? Well I guess I have a kettle corn ceiling you ridiculous lettuce foot!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 285 views

  21. Train your dragon to spit fire and you'll never stop eating s'mores, RIGHT?

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 258 views

  22. Televisions are only good for pizza raves.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 271 views

  23. This butt doesn't do itself

    By fredsolo,
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    • 288 views

  24. Eagerly taking the parsnip into her sacred place, she moaned with ecstasy in produce section. "50 Shades of Groceries indeed," she panted.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 1 reply
    • 505 views

  25. Catchphrase? We don't need no stinkin' catchphrase.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
    • 2 replies
    • 513 views
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