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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. two reasons i never let my girlfriend play my playstation. 1) i do not have a playstation. 2) i do not have a girlfriend

    By tears in the typing pool,
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  2. Most of the attendees at this year's Facts of Life convention were Natalie-attired

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  3. Your special happy place is being sterilized for obvious reasons.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  4. Tonight. I say goodbye. I bid farewell to my lizard lover and I say hello to my new sexually addicted wolverine.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Wendy's. Square burgers. Square water bottles. Fiji Water. Just Do It.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I can hear your butthole puckering, and it's saying something.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. She fixin' to get hot up in here.

    By savagemutt,
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  9. The Great War of Asian conveyance was over with the signing of the Honda Accords.

    By ElliottSablan,
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  10. New show idea: Naked and Living off Tropical Skittles on a train.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Sprinkle the cheese delicately and you should, upon baking, find that fingering the melted cheese is quite erotic.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Stretch your legs before bed if you're a runner. Masturbate uncontrollably if you're a sex addict. This is True Life: I Fuck Myself.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  13. Optimistically a risque flea on Themistocles' wrinkled wrist sneezed - the freed breeze did indeed lead he who leaps to dream of leaping without cease

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. I'll never give up on you. I'll most certainly give down, though. Two big ol' thumbs down.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  15. Mogli was kind of a lil punk though on real deal Holyfield.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  16. Found the problem, you've got spoiled tuna hoagies in your walls.

    By Shampoodler,
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  17. Excuse me sir. Are these mom jeans compatible with my dad bod?

    By TulipPoopler,
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  18. The show where we talk to pinteresting people

    By SteveH,
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  19. When I was a child, I thought the Grapes of Wrath was about killer fruit. It wasn't until I was older and wiser that I learned that is 100% accurate.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  20. Bare ass passes gas past the last bass mass that thinks individually and not collectively.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. I'm ready. You said your boobs look like fruit leather, so just slide them under the door.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. "Please Lord forgive me," I asked desperately, 23 corn dogs deep at the county fair.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  24. The deed is done. The chloroform worked perfectly in knocking out the squirrel and getting him home safely.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. The ice meted on her supple breasts. My grandmother had never looked so tempting.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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