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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I only do closed-mouth smiles in pictures so that the hamsters don't escape

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  2. Keep it civil. Only one nipple rip allowed per person.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 284 views

  3. The horse whinnied. The horse wined. Therefore, the horse was wasted.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 258 views

  4. Miss me once, shame on you. Miss me twice, now you gotta kiss me.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  5. Pontius Pilate punched his pilot prior to a penultimate pit-stop in the Port of Portugal. What a prick that guy was.

    By IRONicmerMAN,
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    • 322 views

  6. Mr. Auckerman, Tear down this paywall!

    By Frenchfries,
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  7. Treat your employees with care. And a handjob here or there.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 255 views

  8. Ghosts are around and ghosts are abroad. Regardless, a couple microwaved string cheeses are phenomenally delicious.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 248 views

  9. Flex your abs. Do your dance. I feel a tightening. In my pants.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 249 views

  10. Some people call me the Space Cowboy but my birth certificate says otherwise.

    By MarkDowling,
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    • 1081 views

  11. Welcome to the jungle: Where we got fun and games (like miliaria & deforestation).

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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    • 383 views

  12. Jimmy crack corn and I don't care, I'll pull down my underwear.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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    • 427 views

  13. There's green schist, and there is brown schist, but only white schist is truly scarred. Rock on.

    By NotBettyWhite,
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    • 548 views

  14. I read somewhere that I was right about it all. The lamb. The pickle. And the writing in the bathroom stall.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 312 views

  15. Bulbous vulva thinkin' of ya... Happy Galentine's Day!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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    • 361 views

  16. Where there's a will.i.am, there's a way.i.am.

    By AprilFoolsRebel,
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  17. Is that your penis or are you just happy to see me?

    By mybuttyourbutt,
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    • 215 views

  18. Squeezing one's hand into a fist and releasing in rapid succession simulates a sphincter puckering. It's also business casual.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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    • 353 views

  19. I just realized I've been yelling my initials all this time

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 295 views

  20. They came from the east, they came from the west, they came on my back and made a rorschach test

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 335 views

  21. WHAT. THE. FUCK. POWERS BOOTHE DIED?

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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    • 395 views

  22. Six pence none the richer has a new album? SICK!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 304 views

  23. The competition shifts into the highest of gears when the contestants must cook a perfectly cooked leg of a Man-Boy.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 260 views

  24. Sweet, savory, and spicy lice-rice weenies are ready sweetie!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 287 views

  25. Egg yolk? More like Simon Pegg, ya bloke.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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    • 290 views
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