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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. my brother the king is a real dbag, but yo mama the high priestess is a real her grace the poo poo face.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  2. the Saudis shelled Sally's seashore sex cells by the sheep stalls shit falls directly off the coastal mauls of Pitfall Harry's whip claws.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  3. Bullying became a lot less fun once i realized the nerds were into BDSM

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  4. I fell in love at first squirt, of mustard on a hot dog that is.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  5. Put the ruler down and trust your bootyhole isn't gaping that much.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  6. Huge bowl of Raisin Bran Brine Bricks, pretty please? I'm horny as all get out.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  7. Rain only happens when it thunders. Playin only happens with the playas.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. In a TV first, "Shart Tank" has been canceled during the first commercial break.

    By Shampoodler,
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  10. Every cloud has a silver lining thanks to Johnny Nimbus, sky tailor.

    By Pure Guava,
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  11. Eyebrows are fur streaks.

    By Pure Guava,
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  12. The meek shall inherit the Earth on one condition: They have to spend one night in God's haunted mansion.

    By Pure Guava,
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  13. 2 Uncle Sam's surprise stratafied stigmata cries streamed sanctafied down Santas thighs as statewide spates at saintly rates cede irate Yeats from

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. Pig, sheep, cow, chicken / and old farmer Dirk / all refer to each other / as "my friend from work"

    By slowestjogger,
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  15. Dont fade like Spade. Greet the morn like Norm.

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  16. What you call "Lactose Intolerant", i call "Racist against cows"

    By GorillaThrilla,
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  17. Daddy's gone for a week and he has to come back to this foul and pestilent congregation of vapers?

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  18. A rolling stone collects no moss -- no matter how old and musty Keith Richard's balls are.

    By Ray Carver's Jorts,
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  19. "It's an action figure of speech", the teacher said. I love action figures. They're fun to play with.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Drop it. Just drop it. The toilet is lonely and I'm tired of watching you try to shit.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. If you are constantly finding yourself separating the head from the torso, you just might be a neck.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  22. There must be a lot of mantises in heaven, what with all the praying they do. So yes, to answer your question, heaven is full of disgusting insects.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  23. What did the Bitcoin-loving peanut say to the almond at the ATM? “Cash? Ewww.”

    By ratingsjedi,
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  24. I’m afraid that due to my delicate ladyfingers, the only dessert I’m able to make is tiramisu.

    By ratingsjedi,
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  25. I've never met a horse i couldn't break, or an orgasm i couldn't fake

    By GorillaThrilla,
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