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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Take a Knee. Actually wait, take this elbow too. Look man I'm just trying to clear out all these joints so take an ankle too if you want one.

    By SideofMcG,
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  2. The tongue is the strongest muscle in the Female body. Sometimes the top two strongest... *WINK*

    By JordanMaywood,
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  3. Your never truly disappointed until you are Kevin Sorbo disappointed...

    By JordanMaywood,
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  4. Escape the desolate dreamscape that your life has become and buy a big ass inflatable bird to use as a floating trophy cabinet

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  5. I don't have any strengths, but boy oh boy, my weaknesses are quite expansive

    By yodellingwalrus,
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  6. If dogs were our masters and we were their pets, you'd see a lot more people yelling at squirrels

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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  7. Insane Clown Posse is arguably the most successful hip hop duo in the past 23 years.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  8. Things aren’t so bad. Everyone in my family died, but things aren’t that bad when you think about it.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  9. Delete this from your catchphrase submission forum, please.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  10. 1000 milligrams of juice into the IV, sir. My brother gave me his Vitamin D and now my ass hurts.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  11. Love me. Love me. Say that you love me. Rub me. Rub me. And the paper towels are over there.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  12. Great news, children. Santa Claus is real and I'm the only one that knows where he's buried.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. this purebread's yeasty!

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  14. so hey y'know Ray? Bro's dame's so fey. . beaux's lame. Ho play low game throwin flames on propane sayin joe rogan be pro rogaine

    By KrangkaDelic,
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  15. this model comes with all the bells and whistles, most of the gongs and pistols, plus five dozen frozen nipples.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  16. Old Man Piven was livin the dream, had driven the lemurs far outta the scene, til them damn hipster lemurs showed up, start actin like-

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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  17. There's a pie in the sky I'd like to marry. It has flaky crust and tastes like cherry!

    By bagels_for_jimbly,
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  18. Discover a world like none other when you perform the incest ritual of love, today on Dr. Phil.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  19. Don’t retire—kill your boss in a fire!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  20. Post your idea for Scott’s next catchphrase!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  21. The new iPhone X has an already established PornHub account linked to your iCloud.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  22. Really quick, just gimme your social security number, your date of birth, and all your cheese.

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  23. And the rain fell on Earth for 40 days and 40 nights, and on the 41st day...splash fights!

    By Frenchfries,
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  24. A quick sip of coffee before hitting the books and the bagels will be ready, you fool of a Took!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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  25. Cupcakes, flowers and bile. I’d say Thanksgiving is just around the corner!

    By MondoMudbutt,
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