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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Not all who wander are ovulating.

    By The Bodacious Tata,
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    • 237 views

  2. Shrek's rival is Shrekluigi

    By allenpwilliams,
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    • 556 views

  3. Your pickle in pantsy tickles my fancy.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 342 views

  4. If you can’t stand the human sacrifice, get out of the corn field.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 262 views

  5. This is a catchphrase read by an idiot, referencing corn, signifying nothing.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. It’s not that I don’t care if Jimmy cracked corn, it’s that I don’t know what cracking corn is.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 260 views

  7. There once was a man from Corntucket whose cob was so long he could shuck it.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 244 views

  8. Cornburglar says “cobble cobble”.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 257 views

  9. Thomas Jeff-er-son, I hardly knew her son.

    By masonreloaded,
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    • 245 views

  10. I hate to break it you Van Morrison, but technically they’re all brown eyed girls.

    By Bingo Boy,
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    • 306 views

  11. I wish I was a little bit taller I wish I was Amanda Waller

    By masonreloaded,
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    • 261 views

  12. U Miss 100% of the University of Mississippi courses you don’t take.

    By masonreloaded,
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    • 272 views

  13. The steaks have never been higher, farmer Jon's makin' the cows do dabs.

    By Charlie Murphy Brown,
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    • 523 views

  14. Tuned to your love frequency.

    By Deep Whet,
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  15. This is the true story of Sir Slaytang and his trusty sidekick Earpuppy, on a quest to Mount Coagulax to rescue the Holy Receptacle of Akron from the nefarious Cornburglar. Our tale begins in Nebraska...

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 312 views

  16. Whippersnapper? I barely know her snapper!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 253 views

  17. Fun Fact: Cornhole is a game where you throw li’l bags of corn at holes in a board while shotgunning natty light and then black out in your 2004 PT Cruiser in the Walmart parking lot at two in the afternoon

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 264 views

  18. Every time a teenager gets a boost in self esteem, an angel gets an unsatisfactory performance review.

    By LARDdischarge,
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    • 244 views

  19. His spank bank stank of dank skank so he dove into a trove of clove but the funk from his junk still stunk.

    By Sid1776,
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    • 194 views

  20. How many berries could Chuck Berry bury if Chuck Berry could bury berries?

    By Hank E. Panky,
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    • 332 views

  21. When in doubt, dick it out

    By Italian My Stallion,
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    • 240 views

  22. Nana-nana-nana-nana BATMAN! Hurry up, nana, Batman is on

    By Gin and Catatonic,
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    • 256 views

  23. There's a time to laugh and a time to cry but now it's time to wine and dine on delicious flaming hot Cheetos!

    By RoofioRick,
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    • 353 views

  24. Sim, sim! SALABIM

    By Chungus Bungus,
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    • 308 views

  25. Frankly, my door, I don't give a jamb

    By Dale Cooper Black,
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    • 493 views
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