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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m a lurker, I’m a twerker, I’m a midnight jerker.

    By Orange Juice Simpson,
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  2. Baseball fun fact: baseball is not fun.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 266 views

  3. Inside baseball fun fact: inside of a baseball, it’s too dark to read. Or play baseball.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Baseball fun fact: Cardinal Field was named after Cardinal Jameson Henry Field, St. Louis Diocese, 1834-1912.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 268 views

  5. No one really time to listen to this corny podcast.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  6. Read my lips: I've gone flaccid.

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  7. I don’t care if you did it all for the nookie, you’re not in charge of what I do with my thin mints.

    By Bingo Boy,
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  8. You can lead a horse to water but you can't make my pants stop falling down no matter how hard you try. Go on, smart guy. YOU try and make my pants stop falling down. Yeah, didn't think so.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  9. Tickle my pickle and I'll tingle your Pringle.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  10. As Dexter Holland of The Offspring once sang about Israel and Palestine, "You gotta keep 'em separated."

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  11. You are what you fuck, from your head to your tuck....ed penis.

    By MalcolmJamalWarlord,
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  12. Costanza can’t stand ya; to Elaine you’re mundane; Kramer thinks you’re a flamer; but to Jerry you’re just merry

    By yummytryit,
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  13. Your ass is grass, but my chode is mowed

    By HammurabisChode,
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  14. John Paul II: Ecumenical Boogaloo

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
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  15. And now, a moment of silence for the four street mimes who were killed by a Tesla with license plate RKN MRTY last week.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  16. James fractured maize, yet I remain uninterested.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  17. Riddle me this, fiddlesticks, would you sit on my lips while I diddle my bits?

    By Mayor Poopy Doody-On-Me,
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  18. I’m gonna give you a Deep Impact and then Armageddon outta here.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  19. When I heard the news the Juice was loose, I peed inside my dungarees.

    By Mayor Poopy Doody-On-Me,
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  20. When you wish upon Ken Starr makes no difference who sucked your ding-dong in the oval office.

    By masonreloaded,
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  21. With Jack Bauer comes Jack Responsibility

    By masonreloaded,
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  22. If the glove doesn’t fit, you must-a quit. If the glove does-a fit, you must-a continue.

    By masonreloaded,
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  23. We're drinking chai-tea and doing tai-chi, while you're eating cheese curds with the birds.

    By Queefless in Seattle,
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  24. Hitler? I hardly even knewtl her.

    By SideofMcG,
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  25. How much cock would Doc Ock hock if Doc Ock could hock cock?

    By Dino Is My Dad,
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