Jump to content
🔒 The Earwolf Forums are closed Read more... ×

New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

48976 topics in this forum

  1. Santa is a panda, oh Mylanta!

    By Gin and Catatonic,
    • 0 replies
    • 246 views

  2. Crack killed Applejack, but my crack made a flapjack flap.

    By Yabadabadook,
    • 0 replies
    • 350 views

  3. "May I poop on your chest?" asked the man to which I replied, "you've got to be shitting on me."

    By Hank E. Panky,
    • 0 replies
    • 349 views

  4. Take a dump on this one pump chump if you want to get the CBB bump!

    By Gin and Catatonic,
    • 0 replies
    • 241 views

  5. Cum One! Cum All! Bukake Party at Kingdom Hall! 

    By Slick Prick the 4" Ruler,
    • 0 replies
    • 241 views

  6. Polenta-dusted cardamom hominy scones in cornhusk hammocks on structured leek and tangerine grits scaffolds? ‘Tis a corn-summation devoutly to be wished.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 273 views

  7. One time I saw a bird inside a building.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
    • 0 replies
    • 281 views

  8. A bird in the hand, two birds in the bush, three birds in the mouth, four birds in the tush.

    By Yermom Willdo,
    • 0 replies
    • 230 views

  9. What a meal, Shaquille O'Neal!

    By the sock you can't find,
    • 0 replies
    • 195 views

  10. From semen to Aukerman, the story of Scott...

    By FuckHenry,
    • 0 replies
    • 200 views

  11. squeaky wheel gets the grease, but I implore you please don't call the police

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
    • 0 replies
    • 307 views

  12. Didn’t notice your crotch omelette, now I’m the one with egg on my face.

    By CaptPukeFish,
    • 0 replies
    • 319 views

  13. One for the money, two for the slow, agonizing, unavoidable descent into the harsh realization that, like all things, this catchphrase must end. The way it all ends, or the Hey of Nong Men? Only time will tell, that fickle bitch.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
    • 0 replies
    • 313 views

  14. Butts a'matter with you!

    By AstronomicalCat,
    • 0 replies
    • 565 views

  15. My girlfriend keeps making jokes about blowjobs but they are all over her head.

    By Scam Elliot,
    • 0 replies
    • 251 views

  16. One man's ass is another man's pleasure

    By PickleDaddy,
    • 0 replies
    • 280 views

  17. A penny earned is a penny inserted into my anus

    By PickleDaddy,
    • 0 replies
    • 245 views

  18. Give a man a fish and you'll feed him for a day. Give a man two fish and you'll feed him for two days. And so on, its simple math really.

    By Señor Butt,
    • 0 replies
    • 348 views

  19. Some are born great, some achieve greatness, and some eat mayonnaise straight out of the jar. Mind your business, Steve!

    By Señor Butt,
    • 0 replies
    • 344 views

  20. Salutations, sausage sandwich!

    By Señor Butt,
    • 0 replies
    • 348 views

  21. Is JAG on tonight? Or is JAG off?

    By JohnnyChaCha,
    • 0 replies
    • 339 views

  22. one in the hand is worth two in the bush but God only knows the exchange rate for tush

    By kingkongdidnothingwrong,
    • 0 replies
    • 312 views

  23. Raise a barn, spin a yarn, make some jam, we won’t say damn. We’re Amish!

    By 3scompany4throomate,
    • 0 replies
    • 301 views

  24. Side effects may include laser farts? I’ll take two please!

    By The stinking badger,
    • 0 replies
    • 248 views

  25. We interrupt this broadcast to bring you this braking news: Harder you press the quicker you stop, same as before.

    By Pure Guava,   
    • 0 replies
    • 402 views
×