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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Creature comforts for frivolous fun. Creature vivisections for the Blight Lord of Sun.

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  2. If you gaze long enough into the abyss, the abyss will extend its computer-generated water tentacle and gaze back at you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  3. The more you think about it, the truer it gets: mouth is the butthole of the mind.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  4. Balinese castration vacations are a ball-and-a-half of fun!

    By Call Waiting for Godot,
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  5. Messrs. Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot and Prongs Invite you to spy on young girls wearing thongs

    By BloatedFartingScumBag,
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  6. Adopt a moral nature / walk the straight and narrow path / make your mind and body nice and clean / don’t touch your privates in the bath

    By slowestjogger,
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  7. Mayhap I would nibble thy womanhood should thou speak the magic word.

    By Pubic Zirconia,
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  8. Pucker up for your sucker punch. Steady Eddy says thanks a bunch.

    By SideofMcG,
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  9. I'm a man of beans by no means. King of the Toots.

    By SideofMcG,
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  10. Dance in the aisles when the prince steps to it. Get fired from your job, took off your uniform and threw it. 

    By SideofMcG,
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  11. Rory's stories were gorey and snorey, they started to bore me but yet he told morey.

    By SideofMcG,
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  12. Robin Hood bedded Sir Lancelot like a thief in the knight.

    By SideofMcG,
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  13. Let’s all go to the lobby, let’s all go to the lobby—have you ever noticed that lobby is a really weird-sounding word? Say it with me. Lobby. Lobby. Lobby. Lobby. Lobby. Looooobbbbbby.  Lobby. 

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  14. I’m elastic and you’re adhesive so your hurtful invectives rebound off my protective exterior and affix themselves to your stupid glue-face.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  15. “She’s so heavy”, he thought to himself, as Lovely Rita ran and won the Hundred Meter, but made a mess out of Maxwell’s Silver Hammer-Throw.

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  16. Too many loose balls can affect your scrotal total.

    By Botchedcrotch,
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  17. "Stitch Fix," also known as, "What engineer Kevin does to salvage these podcasts!" #getonthemic

    By Armpit Ashtray,
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  18. What’s down cold cat?

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  19. “Holy fucking shit, Batman!”

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  20. And Here it is, number one with a bullet, me, stumbling uninvited into your bedroom, shooting wildly into a bucket of urine.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  21. After my wife gave birth I'm getting plenty of action but not much traction

    By Wank Williams,
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  22. A penny saved is a penny urned and now my grandfather's ashes taste like copper

    By YoloSwagOverdrive,
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  23. It puts the goop on its floopinoops, or else it gets its pooper scooped again!

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  24. If my Poppa was a rollin' stone and my Mama was a Toblerone, how was I conceived if my father fucked a candy bar?

    By Tickle The Grundle,
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  25. Either I'm getting fatter or these Shrinky Dinks are getting smaller

    By IrSasquatch,
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