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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. Be a frugal farter, spread your cheeks out over time.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  2. Steely Dan may be immune to Poison Dan but he'll always be weak to Fiery Dan.

    By SlamKusek,
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  3. Betty, you could call me Al but only if you stop butt dialing me

    By SlamKusek,
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  4. Iā€™m not blaming it all on the face tattoo, but having ā€˜FREE COSBYā€™ on your forehead didnā€™t do you any favors in that job interview.

    By SeƱor Gravy Stains,
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  5. When Dennis the menace dies heā€™ll be the phantom menace.

    By SeƱor Gravy Stains,
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  6. Me and Bunkie Twillchaps chuckinā€™ corn cobs down at Fingsterā€™s Bridge.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  7. Me and Hubert Humphrey smokinā€™ corn silk down at Wartsonā€™s Pond.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  8. Me and Wormy Kornshack bleepinā€™ cussers down at Weedfordā€™s Hump.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  9. Me and Herbie Buttcorn suckin' milkshakes down at Milton's Fount.Ā 

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  10. Praise be to the Pastry, and to the Buns, and to the Holy Toast. Glu-ten.

    By Animal,
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  11. On a roll?!? I don't care if you're on a Bagel!

    By SlamKusek,
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  12. A tisket a tasket a full metal jacket.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  13. A poonfull of sugar would make anyone go down.

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  14. Mama didnā€™t blaze no juul!

    By Robizzlefoshizzle,
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  15. New Catch Phrase Suggestion

    By Clitoris Thesaurus,
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  16. Malcolm in the middle, but Bette Middler.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. Itā€™s like thereā€™s some unwritten rule that says ā€œNo corn on sandwiches.ā€

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  18. You canā€™t play with the toy until you suck down all of your nugget juice.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  19. I like to see you go, but I love to watch you leave. Because itā€™s the same thing. I enjoy them both. Now stop looking at me like that and get outta here.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Why arenā€™t corn sandwiches a thing?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  21. I mean, have you EVER seen corn on a sandwich?

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  22. I'm not sure if it's the methĀ talking, but this dumpster holds way more naked hobos than I thought.Ā 

    By Houdini's Teeny Weenie Peenie,
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  23. From here on out, I shall be known as.......Earl, but you can call me Jeff.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  24. Hey I just want you to know that you mean a lot to me...I'll always love you Tapioca Pudding.

    By Juicy Jesse the Juiceman Jesse,
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  25. The Bicuspid Bandit stole your molar, you say? Not to fear, the Sleuth Troop from Duluth will find out the tooth truth.

    By Animal,
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