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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I’m warning you counsel—one more outburst like that and I’ll ask you to furnish your own odor-neutralizing aerosol spray.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  2. Have you ever done so many recreational drugs you forgot the thing you were supposed to do instead of party with drugs by the way do you know where I can buy drugs I am not a cop oh crap I remember what I forgot to remember. Damn Uniform. Anyway...

    By ShatteusPantswellTheTurd,
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  3. We say christ on a cracker but what if christ likes em blacker?

    By normnormannorm,
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  4. It's a verb that means to rapidly eat an entire corncob. Used in a sentence: Jane loves grilled corn and will "earwolf" 4 or 5 on her own. 

    By OneHornBornUnicornPorn,
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  5. The well-known phrase comes from the fact that the owner of the famous Cleveland Manure Distribution owned a steamboat on which he carried a chest full of his companies finest for interested patrons to sample

    By OneHornBornUnicornPorn,
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  6. Frankly, my dear, Rue McClanahan.

    By Animal,
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  7. It was the best of times, it was the worst of times. But it was only Morris Day and The Times' hit single Jungle Love that got me through depression.

    By SevenDollarsWorthofHoobastank,
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  8. Knowledge is power. France is Bacon. Darth Vader Ginsburg.

    By Aristotle Chipotle,
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  9. She was a real bookworm, and she was also a real earthworm.

    By Animal,
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  10. I sharted in my jorts at brunch

    By Krestovsky!,
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  11. Some people love Batman, some people love Spider-Man but everybody loves Michael Mann. You can catch his new film Miami Vice 2, in theaters this Friday

    By alfredosolisfuentes,
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  12. Opinions are like assholes, I spend most of my day looking at them on the internet.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  13. European, I’m a poopin’, why don’t we lay off the gluten.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  14. Anyone who falls asleep around my dominatrix is snoozin for a bruisin!

    By the constant pardner,
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  15. When your trying to find the p

    By Scam Elliot,
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  16. "If you shake it more than once you are playing with It" doesn't apply to babies.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  17. Rubbing my Head and Shoulders gets me all Pert Plus.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  18. One in the Pink. Two if By sea.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  19. Two wrongs don't make a right, but three left turns do.

    By Skuff D,
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  20. Here at the BDSM Credit Union, we're bankin' for a spankin'.

    By Animal,
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  21. Plant it in the morning, before I can get a photo of the rail yard

    By Karkle Cocoon,
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  22. Itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot spider climbed up the water spout and boy are its arms tired

    By rhysmakeswords,
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  23. Jimmy snapped, cracked, and popped corn and Kellogg filed a lawsuit.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  24. We choose to go to the moon not because it is easy, but because that sonofabitch hit me in the eye like a pizza pie and I want payback!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  25. If you stare long enough into The Abyss, Mary Elizabeth Mastrantonio will stare back at you.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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