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New Catchphrase Suggestions

Post your ideas for Scott's next catchphrase to replace "What's up, hotdog?"

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  1. I need to buckle down and get to work. All this Kung Fu Panda erotic fan fiction isn’t going to write itself.

    By Señor Gravy Stains,
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  2. It's Beans Beans, the LBGTQ musician... Because this isn't that kind of show.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  3. Everybody knows that the early buh-bird gets the worm.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  4. Press 1 to connect your call, press 5 to hear me masturbate.

    By OneStaleTacoPlease,
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  5. I'll have a vodka martini... shaken, not stirred with your penis.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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  6. A picture is worth a thousand words, but this big bird sex tape aint worth a damn.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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  7. If subtitles are for podcasts, then potatoes are for my sofft ass.

    By Bincothestinko,
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  8. I'll say it again, I don't want to fight, put on your damn speedo, and go fly that kite.

    By Stone Cold Jizz Austin,
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  9. If I've said it once, I've said it 1000 times because I have an extreme O.C.D.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  10. Bone Locally, Think Globally. Wear Oakleys... these are the rules I live my life by.

    By Scam Elliot,
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  11. Kathmandu, but Birdman don’t.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  12. What if god was on “This is Us” ?

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  13. Jonathan Taylor Thomas' tailor, Jonathan, tailored Thomas' pants.

    By Mister Malaka,
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  14. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush, and one in the pink is worth three in the tush.

    By trunks5757,
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  15. Actions speak louder than birds. Speak up, little bird!

    By Animal,
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  16. I don’t know but I’ve been told, my doctor found mold in my deepest skin fold.

    By CaptPukeFish,
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  17. One bang! Two bangs! Ha. Ha. Ha! TWO bangs!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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    • 239 views

  18. I was working at the second smallest Great Lake late one night, when my eyes beheld an Erie sight!

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  19. I did the mash. It was a creamy smash.

    By Colfax McLiverneck,
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  20. Theirs not to reason why, / Theirs but to eat fried pie.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  21. Sweet like candy to my soul, / Candy rock and Tootsie Roll.

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  22. Cauliflower?! I hardly know her!

    By Euripides’ Shorts,
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  23. Cum on tits, suck on my nips. Jump back, finger my shit, then fart on my clit

    By StarSpangledSplatter,
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  24. The proven dents in Providence are probably dense but put those tents back in your pants

    By stove,
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  25. If given the option to take a ladder or the stairs, I think I'd take the latter.

    By stove,
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